I am drunk. I feel and look worse for wear:
We went to see Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, and went out for a drink afterwards, A drink turned into way more cuz Mikes friend Andrew is home. I blinking love Andrew. He's in the English navy, and on his leave all he thinks about is beer and boobs. He's hilarious. And he hasn't really realised i'm a girl. He talks to me about all the prostitutes he's been with, like it's gonna impress me. I think tonight he might have realised i'm a girl though, cuz i gave him a hug, and he told Mike my boobs aren't big enough.
Ran into my mate Mel too, i really like her. We've got the same psycho "friend". She's nuts, and i'm steering clear of her. She's got a viscious mouth on her, and she's been spreading stuff about Mel, and i don't like that shit. She's crazy, i tell you. I was really upset one day so i rang her, and i called round to her and i was sat on her bed crying, and all she could say was how she bought a pretty new coat. She's a sack. Whenever you mention her name people run away.
I need to go to sleep now, i'm rambling. I'm quite excited about Andrew being home for 3 weeks. He's fabulous, and i adore him. Night.
We went to see Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, and went out for a drink afterwards, A drink turned into way more cuz Mikes friend Andrew is home. I blinking love Andrew. He's in the English navy, and on his leave all he thinks about is beer and boobs. He's hilarious. And he hasn't really realised i'm a girl. He talks to me about all the prostitutes he's been with, like it's gonna impress me. I think tonight he might have realised i'm a girl though, cuz i gave him a hug, and he told Mike my boobs aren't big enough.
Ran into my mate Mel too, i really like her. We've got the same psycho "friend". She's nuts, and i'm steering clear of her. She's got a viscious mouth on her, and she's been spreading stuff about Mel, and i don't like that shit. She's crazy, i tell you. I was really upset one day so i rang her, and i called round to her and i was sat on her bed crying, and all she could say was how she bought a pretty new coat. She's a sack. Whenever you mention her name people run away.
I need to go to sleep now, i'm rambling. I'm quite excited about Andrew being home for 3 weeks. He's fabulous, and i adore him. Night.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
i no wat u mean bout the friend thing, personally im quite fond of having lots of different friends but im slowly losing faith in humanity and will quite possibly have to settle for having a select few good friends i can depend on
Hehe.
I think it's obligatory to have one psycho 'friend' in your social life, it's like some universal law.
If you break off connection with em, then another one joins...or someone in your group goes mad, and fills the gap
And even though you were probably drunk when you posted it, I plan to collect that 'great big hug' when I see you next