I would very much like to crawl under a very big rock and die.
Not becasue i did anythng embarressing. I probably have, but that's not the reason.
I am run down. Like never before. All i want to do is sleep. I can't eat, i can't think, i can't work. I just want to lie down, and sleep for hundreds of years, like sleeping beauty. She had a pretty sweet deal there. Except i'd be sleeping weirdo.
I could live with that though.
Or mayeb i should have been born an animal that hibernates. Like a hedgehog.
But hedgehogs can't internet. Oh no. Maybe a smart bear would be more to my liking. I'd quite like that actually, cuz when people pissed me off i could do a big bear roar, and scare them right off. Except i couldn't talk if i was a bear, i like talking.
I also like typing gibbersih.
Oh, sack it.
Not becasue i did anythng embarressing. I probably have, but that's not the reason.
I am run down. Like never before. All i want to do is sleep. I can't eat, i can't think, i can't work. I just want to lie down, and sleep for hundreds of years, like sleeping beauty. She had a pretty sweet deal there. Except i'd be sleeping weirdo.
I could live with that though.
Or mayeb i should have been born an animal that hibernates. Like a hedgehog.
But hedgehogs can't internet. Oh no. Maybe a smart bear would be more to my liking. I'd quite like that actually, cuz when people pissed me off i could do a big bear roar, and scare them right off. Except i couldn't talk if i was a bear, i like talking.
I also like typing gibbersih.
Oh, sack it.
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I dont live directly in cologne but in a city right next to it.
and the city I live in is so shitty, dirty and lame that you have to go to cologne to do anything.
but I see youre from ireland and that is one of the most favourite places Ive ever been to...
it was 11 years ago and I cant remember if Ive been to cork. I just can remember dublin, killarny, limerick, killaloe/ballina and the ring of kerry (sneem, waterville, kenmare) that was so awesome and we were drunk every day
what do you like about cologne?
and what other german cities have you been at?
C ya