I'm sick. Sick sick sick. 
Well, not so much. I want to vomit, and i can't. I've tried and tried, and nothings doing, and i'm in pain. My poor tummy is all churned up, and i couldn't sleep last night because of it. But i am pooping like a racehorse. 
And i still went to work today like a proper little trooper. But i don't feel great.
Aren't you glad you read that now?
Y'know what my mum decided to tell me today? That we're going to give up cake for lent. We are ya. Cake is all my life is about. I'm not giving it up for nobody. I'll have to have a caketerectomy to ween me off cake.
Totally off topic now, but i think it's funny that you people don't realise how dull i am. I'm dull. If there was an award for the dullest of the dulls, i'd well win. And i love my dull little life. Y'know what the highlight of my day today was, getting new toothpaste. It's fancy new pearl drops stuff, and i'm gonna have a sparkeley smile in no time, or my money back, hurrah.
I love being dull.
Night you lot. Loves.
Oh, oh, oh, go look at the beautiful Hope's set. She is fabulous, and you'd better all go tell her how stunning her set is.
Well, not
so much. I want to vomit, and i can't. I've tried and tried, and nothings doing, and i'm in pain. My poor tummy is all churned up, and i couldn't sleep last night because of it. But i am pooping like a racehorse. And i still went to work today like a proper little trooper. But i don't feel great.
Aren't you glad you read that now?
Y'know what my mum decided to tell me today? That we're going to give up cake for lent. We are ya. Cake is all my life is about. I'm not giving it up for nobody. I'll have to have a caketerectomy to ween me off cake.
Totally off topic now, but i think it's funny that you people don't realise how dull i am. I'm dull. If there was an award for the dullest of the dulls, i'd well win. And i love my dull little life. Y'know what the highlight of my day today was, getting new toothpaste. It's fancy new pearl drops stuff, and i'm gonna have a sparkeley smile in no time, or my money back, hurrah.
I love being dull.
Night you lot. Loves.
Oh, oh, oh, go look at the beautiful Hope's set. She is fabulous, and you'd better all go tell her how stunning her set is.
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ra0ul:
i've been burning the candle both ends recently... with a blow torch Whenever i go a little too far my imune system reminds me i'm not immortal but giving me either tonsilitis or the cold. The mix of being drunk, nakedness and leaving the window open in sub zero temeratures didn't help either. You feeling any better?
oisin:
No need to pretend ladyface, I was refering to you! You are the only one that leaves comments! So Thank you.