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Here are a few odd things you can know about me-

I constantly smell my arm pits...
I make others around me smell my arm pits...
I wipe my bum with baby wipes when I potty...
I brush my teeth at least three times a day...
I sleep with my hand on my privates...
I cup farts... (this ones for you tegan)
I like smelling other peoples arm pits...
I treat men like slabs of meet...
I bite my toe nails...
and last but not least, when I was 4 I drank inbalming fluid and had to be rushed to the emergency room... they then made me drink a black charcoal (esthen) that caused me to vomit uncontrolably.. Since then I have had a horrid gag reflex and have had to drink the same fluid once every 4 months or my body completley shuts down!


I received a card today that said something that I can't stop reading - Try to remember to slow down sometimes pep, life's too short to pass by all the things around you that you tend to miss when you are always going full speed!

Like I haven't heard that one before