What's the difference between a traffic light and a banana?
With a traffic light, green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop.
With a banana, green means slow down and wait, yellow means go ahead and eat it, and red means why the fuck did you buy that banana?
I love that joke.
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Conference tomorrow. I'm giving a paper called "The Political Image: Reason, Rhetoric and Political Communication."
I mean, it's not a REAL conference, but it is an excuse to wear a nice tie. Lets hope I don't mispronounce anything...
With a traffic light, green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop.
With a banana, green means slow down and wait, yellow means go ahead and eat it, and red means why the fuck did you buy that banana?
I love that joke.
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Conference tomorrow. I'm giving a paper called "The Political Image: Reason, Rhetoric and Political Communication."
I mean, it's not a REAL conference, but it is an excuse to wear a nice tie. Lets hope I don't mispronounce anything...
oh right. i need to read the rest of the entry before commenting.
now i get it.
(can you tell i'm nearly burnt out? that was beyond lame.)