Journal 7
Old people and sex.
This is a really bad thing. Old people talking about boning is terrible. Especially when they are related to you. Not only for the imagry of wrinkly, flabby, toothless sex, but they throw in the relative aspect.
My grandfather once told me about when he was dating my grandmother. He had an old car and put a mirror in his glove box, now and then hed reach over and open it and the mirror would shine up my grandmothers skirt. I didn't fucking need to know that.
I was forced to watch the batchelor a few nights ago, and the guy spent a night with 3 women, used the same lines on em all and i think he fucked them all too. So I said something about what a whore the guy was, sleeping with 3 girls in 3 nights, and using the same shitty lines on em. My grandmother looks at me and says, "Well he has to test drive em to see if he likes em doesnt he?"
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NANA, YOU CANT SAY THAT SHIT.
Really, if my labido works when im 68 fucking years old, i need to be castrated. I dont need my flabby stomach slapping against the ass of whatever old lady im banging.
Next thing I know my grandmother will say something like, "I LOVED it when your grandfather bent me over the Craftmatic Adjustable and spanked me like a schoolgirl.
Then i will promptly shoot myself in the face.
Old people and sex.
This is a really bad thing. Old people talking about boning is terrible. Especially when they are related to you. Not only for the imagry of wrinkly, flabby, toothless sex, but they throw in the relative aspect.
My grandfather once told me about when he was dating my grandmother. He had an old car and put a mirror in his glove box, now and then hed reach over and open it and the mirror would shine up my grandmothers skirt. I didn't fucking need to know that.
I was forced to watch the batchelor a few nights ago, and the guy spent a night with 3 women, used the same lines on em all and i think he fucked them all too. So I said something about what a whore the guy was, sleeping with 3 girls in 3 nights, and using the same shitty lines on em. My grandmother looks at me and says, "Well he has to test drive em to see if he likes em doesnt he?"
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NANA, YOU CANT SAY THAT SHIT.
Really, if my labido works when im 68 fucking years old, i need to be castrated. I dont need my flabby stomach slapping against the ass of whatever old lady im banging.
Next thing I know my grandmother will say something like, "I LOVED it when your grandfather bent me over the Craftmatic Adjustable and spanked me like a schoolgirl.
Then i will promptly shoot myself in the face.