So yea. I've been told i look like a geek 3 times in the past week, but all in the good way. Right. I mean i never really noticed.
Then today at work a lady tells me i need to trim my motherfucking eyebrows? What the shit? I mean who looks at someones fucking EYEBROWS? Yes i have thick dark eyebrows but at least i ahve two of the motherfuckers. I don't have just one gaint catipilar across my forehead. The shit women notice is so strange. The shit women like baffles me.
You are such a nerd, i want to fuck you. Wait! Where were you in highschool? I mean come on i was a super nerd all throughtout school since when did that shit become sexy? Fucked if I know.
2 days till my cousin comes down, then itll be gamblin drinkin and...well i would say whores but there will be none of them, just gamblin and drinkin for 4 days straight, maybe 5.
Then today at work a lady tells me i need to trim my motherfucking eyebrows? What the shit? I mean who looks at someones fucking EYEBROWS? Yes i have thick dark eyebrows but at least i ahve two of the motherfuckers. I don't have just one gaint catipilar across my forehead. The shit women notice is so strange. The shit women like baffles me.
You are such a nerd, i want to fuck you. Wait! Where were you in highschool? I mean come on i was a super nerd all throughtout school since when did that shit become sexy? Fucked if I know.
2 days till my cousin comes down, then itll be gamblin drinkin and...well i would say whores but there will be none of them, just gamblin and drinkin for 4 days straight, maybe 5.
i think the things men don't notice are funny... like i knew this guy all summer and he just recently noticed that i didn't shave my pits. i was wearing tank tops all summer, for crying out loud!
but men will always notice, for some odd reason, if you have even an ounce of make-up, even lip gloss on. women won't.
search me, man.