I guess it's valentines day. Isn't it wonderful? all the love in the air?
Not really. I look outside and its rainy and dark and i laugh at all the fuckin love birds who want to hold hands and do all that gay lovey dovey shit. Don't get me wrong i like romance as much as anyone but this day brings out the hate in me. More so than other days. Mostly because i have to watch people act in love. One i dont believe in being 'in love' and two its a act for feb 14. Really the fuckin worst of this is gonna be sunday when all the people who decide to check into a hotel to fuck like rabbits check out leaving their disgusting messes for me to clean up. You know that bulemic woman on the 12th floor is gonna purge out all the chocolates her muscle headed abusive jock boyfriend fuckin bought her and shes gonna do it on my shift so that i have to clean it.
I wish i could stab everyone of those starey eyed motherfuckers in the face. Also i hate when guys try to be tough in front of their girlfriends by fucking with someone at work. If you wanna act tough fuck with me where i can punch you, not the place i earn my living at.
Really before i go do something else heres a list of fuck yous:
Fuck you to cver priced chcolate. Just because its VD doesn't mean its ok to triple the prices
Fuck you to paper hearts that i know im gonna have to endure all fucking day tomorrow. Seriously if they are so special dont make me clean em up
Fuck you to people who go to hotels for VD. Fuck in yer own bed at yer own house and stay the fuck outta my bathrooms you sick fucks. Or be punk rock and fuck behind a dumpster.
Fuck you cupid. Eat shit and die you fat little bitch.
Fuck you to people who think that because their boyfriends give them wilted flowers once a year it means he cares. When someone really loves you they do random shit.
Fuck you russel stover. Rot in hell you fuckin dicks.
*note* i really have nothing against people who celebrate cuz its goofy and fun but i have a huge grudge against people who only do something nice on valentines day and then ignore their loved one for most of the year after. Goofy and fun makes relationships, not fake sentiment.
Not really. I look outside and its rainy and dark and i laugh at all the fuckin love birds who want to hold hands and do all that gay lovey dovey shit. Don't get me wrong i like romance as much as anyone but this day brings out the hate in me. More so than other days. Mostly because i have to watch people act in love. One i dont believe in being 'in love' and two its a act for feb 14. Really the fuckin worst of this is gonna be sunday when all the people who decide to check into a hotel to fuck like rabbits check out leaving their disgusting messes for me to clean up. You know that bulemic woman on the 12th floor is gonna purge out all the chocolates her muscle headed abusive jock boyfriend fuckin bought her and shes gonna do it on my shift so that i have to clean it.
I wish i could stab everyone of those starey eyed motherfuckers in the face. Also i hate when guys try to be tough in front of their girlfriends by fucking with someone at work. If you wanna act tough fuck with me where i can punch you, not the place i earn my living at.
Really before i go do something else heres a list of fuck yous:
Fuck you to cver priced chcolate. Just because its VD doesn't mean its ok to triple the prices
Fuck you to paper hearts that i know im gonna have to endure all fucking day tomorrow. Seriously if they are so special dont make me clean em up
Fuck you to people who go to hotels for VD. Fuck in yer own bed at yer own house and stay the fuck outta my bathrooms you sick fucks. Or be punk rock and fuck behind a dumpster.
Fuck you cupid. Eat shit and die you fat little bitch.
Fuck you to people who think that because their boyfriends give them wilted flowers once a year it means he cares. When someone really loves you they do random shit.
Fuck you russel stover. Rot in hell you fuckin dicks.
*note* i really have nothing against people who celebrate cuz its goofy and fun but i have a huge grudge against people who only do something nice on valentines day and then ignore their loved one for most of the year after. Goofy and fun makes relationships, not fake sentiment.