Well it has been a long time since I wrote anything up. So I'm gonna make a little FAQ about the tattoo on my head.
Q: YOU HAVE A TATTOO ON YOUR HEAD?!
A: Um, yea.
Q: Didn't that, like, really HURT?
A: Well, not as bad as you think but it sure didn't tickle.
Q: So, like, you don't get enough attention without fucking your body up?
A: Nope. You should see the crazy things I do for attention. Once I shoved a 2 litre bottle up my ass on a busy sidewalk.
Q: Are you fucking serious?
A: No.
Q: What made you do that to your HEAD?
A: Because that tattoo artist didn't want to look at my ass, sadly.
Q: Why leopard print?
A: Because zebra stripes are silly.
Q: Can I touch it?
A: Only if you touch my penis.
Q: EWWWWW!
A: Please?
Q: Fuck you.
A: Hey I woulda settled for a hand job, but sure.
Q: Eww (Runs away)
A: Hey! Wait up! I don't know where you live!
Q: YOU HAVE A TATTOO ON YOUR HEAD?!
A: Um, yea.
Q: Didn't that, like, really HURT?
A: Well, not as bad as you think but it sure didn't tickle.
Q: So, like, you don't get enough attention without fucking your body up?
A: Nope. You should see the crazy things I do for attention. Once I shoved a 2 litre bottle up my ass on a busy sidewalk.
Q: Are you fucking serious?
A: No.
Q: What made you do that to your HEAD?
A: Because that tattoo artist didn't want to look at my ass, sadly.
Q: Why leopard print?
A: Because zebra stripes are silly.
Q: Can I touch it?
A: Only if you touch my penis.
Q: EWWWWW!
A: Please?
Q: Fuck you.
A: Hey I woulda settled for a hand job, but sure.
Q: Eww (Runs away)
A: Hey! Wait up! I don't know where you live!
elisabeth:
Now I've read this three times, and laugh every time. Hope that you're doing well 