daddyx

Watching hellboy. I will let you know how it is. I love you.

Would you do me? What's my number on the beer scale? Post my number then post yours.

OK peeps I need some assistance. I work at your typical downtown office. This year they are letting us dress up for halloween and I really want to make the best of is. Help me out and keep in mind that I am a big fat fucker. I want to dress up like pinhead with a pair of platform boots. I don't want the nails...
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So out of nowhere my son exclaims... your belly button is like a hole, or a cave, or a tunnel. Ode to my belly button. I could trap a bear. How you peeps been?

FYI... I am dead sexy.
That is all.
Come back smuffy!!!

The duties of a married man:

*Make babies

So my wife gets a prescription for vicodin and sex every other day at least. I kid you not. Fellas, if you want the name of this Dr. just let me know, he's got a pocket full of scripts just like it.

Love you baby!!!

Many thanks are in order... first and foremost to our gracious host stirfry thanks for letting us crash at your crib. Enjoy the rest of the yuengling. mistressmissy for setting up SG Cedar Point, making the SG badges, and the SG flag thingy. The flag/ table cloth is beautiful... and she's superfly too. kittie is too sweet for words, and drop dead gorgeous. doctashock thanks...
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I am a big fat motherfucker. I was rollerblading, showing off for my 4 year old...(what am I going to do when he is 16?) and I didn't have the sock thingy's so my feet are flopping around in them like crazy, anyway I go to stop on both heel stops at the same time, except I only have one heelstop... and I hit the...
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Ich fahre mein henschen.

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