i'm sure you'll all be verrry disappointed to learn that my step-uncle, the one with tourettes syndrome, is no longer in my family. holidays were SO much more interesting when he was around. hope y'all had a merry whatever. 
so my holiday shopping madness consisted of sleeping in, being served hot out of the oven biscuits and gravy with yummy mimosas, a nice hot shower, all followed up by a drive through the city, a stellar latte from zietgiest and roaming around the international district with my woman, laughing hysterically whilst perusing vietnamese 99cent stores and other odd establishments. we ended up at shanghai...
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bloodycrackdown6:
...i wanna flip you upside down, and eat you like an ice-cream cone!......i want to stick my tounge sooo far up in you, that we'll be french kissing from the back!!! ....i want to give you skull for 2 years straight! 
i want to ravish you soo badly, that you think you're turning inside out, while overdosing on nitros oxide! (n2o) ....and fuck you till the cows come home, which they never will! and we're gonna do it all on the center stage, in a stadium full of death-row inmates, super lifers, hard-core diesel dykes, and lipstick lesbians! ...and when i'm done, the crowd can go too!!!! 
.....how's that?
...hello there, by the way.
...that tard spasm sounds like a winner.
* pardon me please...i think i was having a "personal tard spasm" this morning, when i wrote this comment!
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i want to ravish you soo badly, that you think you're turning inside out, while overdosing on nitros oxide! (n2o) ....and fuck you till the cows come home, which they never will! and we're gonna do it all on the center stage, in a stadium full of death-row inmates, super lifers, hard-core diesel dykes, and lipstick lesbians! ...and when i'm done, the crowd can go too!!!!
.....how's that?
...hello there, by the way.
...that tard spasm sounds like a winner.
* pardon me please...i think i was having a "personal tard spasm" this morning, when i wrote this comment!
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pierrotlefou:
It really was me, back in my biker daze... Sounds like you are having a great season. I'm woking too much, it sucks! I wish you could be here for our Chinese Christmas, it's always so much fun. Watch "A Christmas Story" if you want to be here in spirit.
P.S. I don't think I can top what bloodycrackdown6 said, but the sentements are the same.
Love you, miss you, love you.
P.S. I don't think I can top what bloodycrackdown6 said, but the sentements are the same.
Love you, miss you, love you.
so my holiday shopping madness consisted of sleeping in, being served hot out of the oven biscuits and gravy with yummy mimosas, a nice hot shower, all followed up by a drive through the city, a stellar latte from zietgiest and roaming around the international district with my woman, laughing hysterically whilst perusing vietnamese 99cent stores and other odd establishments. we ended up at shanghai...
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hello sg world...i've been gone too long but i'm back now. here's where i take a cue from my woman and just ask you all for one little tiny thing: say dirty things to me. now.
GO!
GO!
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rose:
oh yeah something dirty
uh uhhhh uh no not the lemon lube the tropical fruit and the silicone dong with the velvet harness
yes yes yesssssssss
*orgasm*
uh uhhhh uh no not the lemon lube the tropical fruit and the silicone dong with the velvet harness
yes yes yesssssssss
*orgasm*
daddiesgirl:
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moan and grumble i hear a distant rumble, woke up calm in a sea of humanity. new york is beautiful, new york is stinky, the day calls me out to it and i don't even want to hide. my last few hours here and part of me won't come home.
been gone for so long and don't know when i'll be back...
been gone for so long and don't know when i'll be back...
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daddiesgirl:
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daddiesgirl:
oh shit this isn't my journal AT ALL!
i'm a dork and i really HAVE been gone too long.
obviously.
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i'm a dork and i really HAVE been gone too long.
obviously.
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first of all: DOWN WITH DRAMA
second of all:
here's a little poem i wrote:
girls with guns and big knives and
girls with evil massage devices...
girls who double fist champagne bottles...
girls who hold me up all night with just one finger...
girls with fire-hair and girls who take showers with me...
and girls who call me baby.
i love my girls.
and...
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second of all:
here's a little poem i wrote:
girls with guns and big knives and
girls with evil massage devices...
girls who double fist champagne bottles...
girls who hold me up all night with just one finger...
girls with fire-hair and girls who take showers with me...
and girls who call me baby.
i love my girls.
and...
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tmfka:
Hello pretty lady >=]
Have fun on your trip... see you tuesday.
Have fun on your trip... see you tuesday.
daddiesgirl:
No, I think You're DaddiesGirl. Which Freeway movie do you love? The one from the '80s 0r the more recent one? XOXO, I'm Your Daddy. (for one more day)
life gets more intriguing by the minute. i think back to the misery and boredom and crushing despair of past days and it seems that it must have happened to someone else. the wheel turns to contentedness and satisfaction and looking forward to the good things that are coming. i know it will turn again and the bottom will fall out, it always does, but...
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stacie:
Thanks
stormy:
you have tattoos of snakes on you? where at?
i wanna get a snake tattoo, but i cant decide where... so if you have any pictures of them i'd love to see. just to give me an idea.
i wanna get a snake tattoo, but i cant decide where... so if you have any pictures of them i'd love to see. just to give me an idea.
dreams aren't letting me sleep this week but someone i know would say that sleep is just a crutch, anyway.
and someone else i know would say there'll be time enough for sleeping when we're dead, and time enough for rocking when we're old.
and someone else i know would say there'll be time enough for sleeping when we're dead, and time enough for rocking when we're old.
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dilligan:
fox
mamabunny:
hey-
just checking in. I hope things are going well.
i had this awful dream a couple nights ago...
me and my ex were having sex in my bedroom and then i hear something in the living room..so i get up(completely naked) and there is my mother just sitting on the couch...she just stares at me naked and then my ex comes out completely naked...i start thinking...WHY???WHY IS SHE HERE??? OH GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE. then i woke up.
drop me a line
~mama b
just checking in. I hope things are going well.
i had this awful dream a couple nights ago...
me and my ex were having sex in my bedroom and then i hear something in the living room..so i get up(completely naked) and there is my mother just sitting on the couch...she just stares at me naked and then my ex comes out completely naked...i start thinking...WHY???WHY IS SHE HERE??? OH GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE. then i woke up.
drop me a line
~mama b
having the hell week but it's all gonna be o.k. when the weekend comes.
that's right i'm working for the weekend.
i said it.
that's right i'm working for the weekend.
i said it.
jagerfairy:
mmmmmmmmmm baby ,
no hell week!!!!!!!!
almost over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adore you I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weekend holds maaaaaaaaannnny surprizes methinks..
call you I will.
kiss kiss , bang bang
no hell week!!!!!!!!
almost over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adore you I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weekend holds maaaaaaaaannnny surprizes methinks..
call you I will.
kiss kiss , bang bang
bishop:
did the weekend go well????
yay - another Amelie fan...
yay - another Amelie fan...
made it home with a bottle of black label jim beam kentucky burboun and proceeded to sit my ass in front of my computer and listen to every single johnny download i own once, then again, then again...time to go find that dark seedy shady bar with the well worn barstool and the flowing whiskey. i'm happy for johnny 'cause he's with june now but...
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tjaden:
indeed... whiskey is in order for the night.
tjaden:
so how'd the wake go?
damn Johnny's gone. must finish work and go find the nearest dark and seedy honky tonk in this white bread vanilla town...must drink whiskey...
mamabunny:
i like you
white bread vanilla
haha
funny
mama b
white bread vanilla
haha
funny
mama b
my computer has been all fucked up but i'm pleased to say that i'm BACK! grateful that all my people made it out of the desert alive...and better than before, from what i can tell. looking very forward to seeing some of you this weekend...
damn i have to go
damn i have to go
jagerfairy:
dahrlin, sweetie ,dahrlin , sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you knows yer ma favrit thang ta come home frum the desert to................................
see yer cute little saucy self on Sat.
you knows yer ma favrit thang ta come home frum the desert to................................
see yer cute little saucy self on Sat.