We're heading for Venus
And still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all
MY Favorite coworker wrote this in some post blog bullshit and it turned out to be so funny I had to copy and past. His name is mahatma. it would make more sense for the primary phot if you saw his pic.
1. What does your myspace nickname mean?
A skinny brown guy.
2. Elaborate on your primary photo?
I HAV FISH HAN D
3. Did you lie about your age?
Everyone who checks my ID seems to think so.
4. How many comments do you have?
Where's your frigging eyes?
5. Whats your current status?
Status? Uh... legal resident?
6. What are you wearing right now?
My comfy clothes. Later I shall change into evening attire.
7. What is life to you?
A chemical reaction and a cell or group of cells.
8. What is love to you?
Metal ballads.
9.What do you hate most?
Aborigines. That might be a lie. The dutch?
10. What do you love most?
Scarecrow.
11. What makes you happy?
Haaaapppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Shut up.
12. Are you musically inclined?
My band is called The Potato Famine.
13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that the person you love most doesn't exist?
Let's see. If I found out something didn't exist. Like, say, unicorns. I guess I'd have to say to myself, "I'll be damned." And leave it at that.
14. If you could go back in time, and change ONE thing, what would you change?
I'd piss in the primordeal ooze and hope for the worst.
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
Godzilla.
16. Ever had a near death experience?
Each time exhale.
17. Name ONE quality you have.
Skin.
18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
"Is This Love?" I forget who does it. Whitesnake? White Lion? White Stripes?
19. Are you happy today?
I'm drunk now. Is that the right answer?
20. Who will cut and paste this first?
Who will disregard this dumbass question first? Me, baby. ME.
21. if you could do one thing right now, what would it be?
Apocalypse.
And still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all
MY Favorite coworker wrote this in some post blog bullshit and it turned out to be so funny I had to copy and past. His name is mahatma. it would make more sense for the primary phot if you saw his pic.
1. What does your myspace nickname mean?
A skinny brown guy.
2. Elaborate on your primary photo?
I HAV FISH HAN D
3. Did you lie about your age?
Everyone who checks my ID seems to think so.
4. How many comments do you have?
Where's your frigging eyes?
5. Whats your current status?
Status? Uh... legal resident?
6. What are you wearing right now?
My comfy clothes. Later I shall change into evening attire.
7. What is life to you?
A chemical reaction and a cell or group of cells.
8. What is love to you?
Metal ballads.
9.What do you hate most?
Aborigines. That might be a lie. The dutch?
10. What do you love most?
Scarecrow.
11. What makes you happy?
Haaaapppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Shut up.
12. Are you musically inclined?
My band is called The Potato Famine.
13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that the person you love most doesn't exist?
Let's see. If I found out something didn't exist. Like, say, unicorns. I guess I'd have to say to myself, "I'll be damned." And leave it at that.
14. If you could go back in time, and change ONE thing, what would you change?
I'd piss in the primordeal ooze and hope for the worst.
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
Godzilla.
16. Ever had a near death experience?
Each time exhale.
17. Name ONE quality you have.
Skin.
18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
"Is This Love?" I forget who does it. Whitesnake? White Lion? White Stripes?
19. Are you happy today?
I'm drunk now. Is that the right answer?
20. Who will cut and paste this first?
Who will disregard this dumbass question first? Me, baby. ME.
21. if you could do one thing right now, what would it be?
Apocalypse.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
dont have one
2. Elaborate on your primary photo?
uh...its a cartoon
3. Did you lie about your age?
i never had to. ive always looked older than i am
4. How many comments do you have?
at the moment, only 16
5. Whats your current status?
single-ish
6. What are you wearing right now?
flannel pj pants
7. What is life to you?
trying to have a good time
8. What is love to you?
unattainable
9.What do you hate most?
that guy with the hair
10. What do you love most?
music. and pot.
11. What makes you happy?
sex, drugs, and rock and roll. though in reverse order
12. Are you musically inclined?
yesh
. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that the person you love most doesn't exist?
sounds like par for the course to me
If you could go back in time, and change ONE thing, what would you change?
id talk my mother into an abortion
If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
id be an elephant in the circus, the take a crap on a clown
Ever had a near death experience?
plenty
Name ONE quality you have.
i am a carbon based form of lie
What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
well, now its that europe song thanks to you...and that song, "is this love," was indeed my whitesnake.
Are you happy today?
no, i gotta work tomorrow
Who will cut and paste this first?
apparently someone else
if you could do one thing right now, what would it be?
get enough money i dont have to fucking work anymore.