da_gremlinz

oh well. bad day today and another terrible in perspective. I'm going to work and I'm anxious. What is oing to hapen as I work with the most delectable girl in town?

I'll rush her to the toielt and pin her there.
Yeah.
( It's my girlfriend you moronic )

I'm a mens men, what am I doing writing on this lame thing? Then again, I'm judging fast. Step in and experience before judging...
I won't let myself be run by life. I am my life. I bite...

I'm two person short for a threesome.

I've never been good at ass-kicking or shuriken throwing or the art of killing a man... Dare me though and I'll challenge you to a drinking contest. A sex contest and/or a 250,000$ fine. No one messes around with me. No one except me!

I know. Toronto is in Ontario. Why did I wrote down Quebec? Maybe because Quebec will always be a part of...
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nope.

Jetsgo? JETSNOGO!

Haha.
Sorry.

GHOST FLY!

A few months ago, I swatted a fly with a rolled up newspaper so hard that it stuck to the wall. I got lazy and didn't bother to clean it up and flush it (because it was high above the doorway) so I just left it there. A couple days ago I was sitting in front of my computer and I kept hearing...
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Apples and bananas.
Epples and benenes.
Ipples and bininis.
Opples and bononos.
Upples and bununus.


Yes.

No one cares.