Been through to see my mum for her birthday and picked up a coupla cds from Virgin while I was there, The Straight Story soundtrack and a Chris Isaak one, very relaxing.
I'm feeling very serene altogether, like a fucking swan or something. That would be cool, being able to break a man's arm with my neck.
My dad had already printed out the photos from my wedding and I look really arrogant in half of them, it's cos people asked me to smile so I did, then because I wasn't showing all my teeth they shouted at me again to smile, fuck, it was like some sort of press conference, all these camera flashes going off in our faces. I'll have to get round to uploading some onto here.
I phoned my midwife yesterday because I was worried about having stomach ache three days in a row, really painful at times, and also to ask about the fact that I'm sure I've felt little fluttery movements from the baby, and since I've had these pains I haven't felt those, not once.
She told me I shouldn't be feeling anything yet and that it's all perfectly normal, but I won't feel appeased until we've been for the scan and seen it waving it's freaky little limbs and things about.
I want a boy so he can beat up anyone who picks on his younger brothers and sisters. Except if I'm trying to steer him that way you just know he'll rebel at fifteen and develop a camp lisp, and a gay way of walking. Neil says girl or boy, our first child is gonna be a palaentologist, and the next one is going to be a priest, doesn't matter what religion. I want seven sons so one can produce seven sons and I can have a magic castle on an invisible island in the sky because I will be the grandmother of a MIGHTY SORCERER.
Big long programme about bears on in three minutes! I need a bear emoticon.
I'm feeling very serene altogether, like a fucking swan or something. That would be cool, being able to break a man's arm with my neck.
My dad had already printed out the photos from my wedding and I look really arrogant in half of them, it's cos people asked me to smile so I did, then because I wasn't showing all my teeth they shouted at me again to smile, fuck, it was like some sort of press conference, all these camera flashes going off in our faces. I'll have to get round to uploading some onto here.
I phoned my midwife yesterday because I was worried about having stomach ache three days in a row, really painful at times, and also to ask about the fact that I'm sure I've felt little fluttery movements from the baby, and since I've had these pains I haven't felt those, not once.
She told me I shouldn't be feeling anything yet and that it's all perfectly normal, but I won't feel appeased until we've been for the scan and seen it waving it's freaky little limbs and things about.
I want a boy so he can beat up anyone who picks on his younger brothers and sisters. Except if I'm trying to steer him that way you just know he'll rebel at fifteen and develop a camp lisp, and a gay way of walking. Neil says girl or boy, our first child is gonna be a palaentologist, and the next one is going to be a priest, doesn't matter what religion. I want seven sons so one can produce seven sons and I can have a magic castle on an invisible island in the sky because I will be the grandmother of a MIGHTY SORCERER.
Big long programme about bears on in three minutes! I need a bear emoticon.
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i've just been catching up on all your great news,....Sheesh
Well i was gonna hit you wit A great big BAH HUMBUG but i think a very bloody late
C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S are
in order ! Hope everything goes well and course we can be friends !
latas'
Scalliwag
[Edited on Dec 06, 2004 12:53PM]
As for the chav top trumps, sounds fun so aye, send 'em us!!