Hello! Bloggy McBloggins here, live on the scene from D_Patrons wild ass SOLO party! It has been revealed that D_Patron is hosting a wild ass party but the rest of the world is not invited. ...That's absolutely correct, Chuck, Patron was quoted as saying, and I quote, "Fuck - It... I'm -" ... One moment here, Chuck, I can't make out his scribble scratch... Ah here we go, "I'm tired of being mr. nice guy, no one's invited to my party! (Inhale - Hold - exhale *CHOKE CHOKE*)" ...wait I think there's more, Chuck... and I quote "Next Line: Fuck - it. Why - am - I - typing - this - shit? (Hit It Again. Inhale - Hold - Exhale *WhEeZe*")" As you can see, Chuck, D_Patron is kicking off 2010 like he's never done before. Now back to you.
Editor's Note: And if anyone tries to tell me I typed this I will deny it and say it was a prank!. (HAZE CLEARING)
2010 is finally here! I don't know why but as soon as it struck midnight Jan 1st everything just seems to be better. Maybe its just me but I'm feeling more optimistic about life than I ever have. I know some people don't believe in New Years Resolutions but I made one last year I was able to keep and this year I made 5 important ones I plan on keeping. The first and foremost one was to let myself have some fun. If you guys are "Resolutionist" let me know which one's top on your list.
Editor's Note: And if anyone tries to tell me I typed this I will deny it and say it was a prank!. (HAZE CLEARING)
2010 is finally here! I don't know why but as soon as it struck midnight Jan 1st everything just seems to be better. Maybe its just me but I'm feeling more optimistic about life than I ever have. I know some people don't believe in New Years Resolutions but I made one last year I was able to keep and this year I made 5 important ones I plan on keeping. The first and foremost one was to let myself have some fun. If you guys are "Resolutionist" let me know which one's top on your list.

dr_u:
I've resolved to spend the next decade being a bad influence. Let the Decade of Destruction Commence!!!!