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this is funny!

my friend sam's attempt at online dating:

I'm tall dark and handsome. I have a slight pooch from beer drinking. I
smoke a lot and drink a lot. I'm an avid reader and movie watcher. My
politics are liberal but my sense of humor is not P. C.. I cant stand
christians, muslims, or religious jews. Republicans make me itchy. I hate
the use of "lol". Any one who likes the show friends, is a twit. S. U. V.
Drivers should go fight in Iraq. Beanie babies are filled with the shattered bones of baby seals. People and Entertainment Weekly don't count as reading. If you care about " Ben and J-lo", you should get a lobotomy. Blink 182 is not punk. If you've gotten this far into my rant, without giving up, you may
be the woman for me. I love dogs and cats, the Daily Show, War movies, Gyros, toys {no, not those}, Guinness, Nirvana, old t-shirts, offensive t-shirts, fine dining, Trivial Pursuit, travelling overseas, and fart jokes.