cyprian

Ode to Beyonce

I'd settle for a girl like you.
You're conventionally pretty,
like you've been airbrushed but more so.

Nothing special about your hair, eh?
But the way you've arranged it is borderline notable,
my little loaf of wheat bread.

We could have such agreeable days together,
laughing at the correct moments,
spending money perhaps.

Your ethnicity is not overpowering at all,
punctuated by the fact that
your enunciation is so clear.

The American Way has rewarded you amply
for your middle-of-the-road talent,
and you are duly thankful.

The fact that your message is easily digested
by girls of thirteen
makes you non-threatening intellectually.

Yes,
I would have sex with you
in the missionary position.