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Saturday Dec 17, 2005

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"What the hell's going on?"

"Bro, you gotta get back out there and help with the ladies. Hold on, girls! Come on, I'm making a hot tub, you know how I do."

"Yeah, I know how you do, I know how you do. I've been hearing your kibbles & bits all night, how it's a pot of boiling sugar water, how you're gonna dip a string in it and make rock candy. Who wants to play 'just the tip'? I heard it all, you're runnin' around like a smacked ass. And that girl, the hat-check girl who's been following you around all night for 'insurance', she doesn't even speak English. You're a fucking infant."

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