cynicminded

i was intrigued,.... so I shelled out $4 for a 12 pack of Pepsi Holiday Spice. I'd say I'm pleasantly suprised, but i am still not quite sure what to think. I mean it tastes like Pepsi.....but its red! ok...maybe it tastes more like Dr. Pepper and pepsi mixed together. I don't know. But the point is, its not bad! (This coming from a guy who used to buy minutemaid blueberry soda (until it was retired) just because it was wrong in so many ways. so blue... so so very blue...).

I still need to try some horrible new sodas at the 7-11 on the corner of my street. theres this one that is supposed to make your mouth cold (colder than soda should make it) and another that somehow makes it hot .
I don't think I'll be trying any of the Virgin line of soft drinks as they try too hard to look hip and cool. Which makes me think....why don't i drink Tab?.....I've never seen anyone actually drink it... and the best thing about it is how it is always around...just...sitting there. Its dull pinkish/red can with minimal design seems to embody its thick stoicism.
I bought some once, as a joke, for a crappy party, but still no one was interested.

...what the hell is with all this talk about soda anyway? i don't even really drink the stuff. talk with me about something more important.....like spreadable cheeses.