sweet jesus, Sin City is fantastic. if i had boner-abilities i'd have been boning the whole time... except for the part with Yellow Bastard where i'd be cringing and covering my manhood. clive owen has made up for the complete shittiness that was King Arthur (die, Keira Knightly!), and become monolithically sexy. he is a sexy, sexy monolith.
all this being said, nothing really compares to the composite sexiness that is the phil.
all this being said, nothing really compares to the composite sexiness that is the phil.

When are we hanging out?