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Great news! My photo studio room is finished! So........

I'm so excited...just shot a new set for my dear friend & kindred spirit, Emi, in my photo studio! It's fabulous, and we had so much fun shooting it. I'm pretty sure you all will be seeing it on the front page in the near future!

In the meantime, here's Emi feeding my guinea pig, Calypso, a strawberry...







Ain't he just the cutest thing?? He really got some special treats tonight, the fruit, and he got to run around in the studio. Everywhere else has places he can hide under and stuff he can get into, so we shut the door and let him run around in there for a couple of hours after the photo shoot.

And, here's me feeding him a piece of apple...






Yesterday, I was abruptly awakened from a satisfying slumber...by something crawling up my arm. As soon as I became conscious enough to realize it was real and not a dream, I flew up in the bed and saw a huge black beetle crawling up my arm! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I shook it to get it off, but it was still there. So, I flicked it off with my other hand. It seemed like I got it off into the floor. I was still half asleep because I hadn't been asleep for too long. I was about to try to go back to sleep, but when I laid my head back down I heard the "clicking" noise of the beetle. So, my ass got up out of the bed cuz I knew that fucker was still in my bed somewhere. I went about my business, did a little of this and that around the apt., hung out with my roomie for awhile, then decided to go back to bed for awhile. I thought it would be a good idea to change the sheets on my bed. I pulled the comforter over the foot rail of my bed and carefully pulled the flat & fitted sheet off the bed...in a way so that if it was still in there it would get caught inside the sheets and not on me. I went back into the living room and told Emi that I'd feel better about going back to sleep in there if I knew where the hell that fucking beetle was. I got back to the doorway of my bedroom and immediately saw that thing sitting on my comforter! I grabbed a bedroom shoe, and Emi grabbed a cup to scoop it in. If there was a video of us trying to terminate the life of that beetle you would have thought it to be quite comical, and you would have laughed your asses off! It was hilarious! There was a lot of screaming, swatting, and jumping around as if we were being attacked by an entire nest of insects. We eventually knocked him to the floor and beat it to death...although he was still squirming a bit, but I'm pretty sure he died soon after. I scooped it up and tossed it over the balcony...THE END!