cyaluminus

I'm on break. Thus, I am broken. It surprises me how much I define myself by my activities. It really shouldn't, but it does.

Woo... Chinese midterm, checked off. It's all good. Didn't go great, but it's all behind me. Now all that's left is an exploratory based on a one hour meditation for Chinese Humanities and a five pager for same. Blah! To working!

I'm finally listening to Loveline again. It's like Strong Bad for the sexually challenged. Keep calling in and Dr. Drew will attempt to answer your questions, and Adam will make fun of your lame ass.

Have you ever heard somebody made fun of for having a large penis? Adam Corrolla just did it. The man's a genius. Sheer brilliance.

Pickup lines are hilarious. The sad...
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Oh god of midterms, why? Why do I feel that I must skip three hours of classes tomorrow to work on a paper due Thursday morning? Why must I have a Chinese midterm just after I've gotten entrenched in my habit of slacking off in that class? Why must I have a paper which is due by midnight on the Saturday after spring break is...
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Today was tremendous. The most meteorologically beautiful day I've been in quite some time. It was warm (slightly uncomfortably so, perhaps), sunny, with clouds scudding across the sky. I've never really properly understood that idiom, but I'm sure that that's what it was doing today.

And, as the sun set, the sadness of spring set in. It felt like spring several days ago, but I...
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Last night was really great. We got all fucked up and played 8-person Halo. I kicked so much ass. We only played two matches: one deathmatch, which I dominated, surprisingly; and one four on four Capture the Flag, which my team won, after about 2 hours. I had the second-most kills, after Louis, with 197.

Recockulous.

I have a Chinese Hum paper due at the...
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"I try not to be judgmental of people, but ______ is a whiny, dumpy, alcoholic little gargoyle."

Wow.

I needed to be tested tonight. I needed to fight with Chevalier in front of a cute asian girl. I think we had a bit of the old 'across the room' chemistry. But I am loathe to do anything that Sketchy Ethan might, vis a vis women. So all that was left was to show her how rad I am. But Chevalier had a migraine,...
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This is from an entry I wrote in a certain prestigious group's boards.

As a child I had recurring nightmares. Well, to clarify, one nightmare that recurred a great deal. I was Wile E. Coyote, minding my own business in my happy-go-lucky gadgety world of limited dimension and constantly shifting perspective.

Then this roadrunner, rather, The Roadrunner, would show up. Terrified, I would run. But...
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So... I spent most of my not-in-classes time today playing around with my brand spanking new wacom tablet. With a little slot in which to, ahem, stow one's stylus. Hot.

Had a quiz in Chinese Humanities this morning. I was pretty nervous after a rather poor showing at the one end of last semester, but I feel like I did okay. I actually knew what...
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