cyaluminus

I'm stuck in a T-Hole.

I finally got a decent amount of sleep last night, after about two weeks on 3-4 hours sleep a night. I actually feel more tired, rather than less. Also, I want ice cream.

I'm trying to write a paper before I get my drafts back, but since it isn't my thesis it's really hard to care.

I bought a Suit a few days ago, and pick it up from alteration tomorrow. This is no ordinary matched set of garments. No, it is the first suit I have purchased with my own funds. It is a simple, sharp black 3-button affair, but it holds for me a certain magic. I hope that it will be with me for some time. Perhaps, one...
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John F. Kennedy was a profound man. He got elected to the Presidency, in spite of his Catholicism. He had his head popped like a dropped cantaloupe by a Marine Corps veteran, and no one alive today will fail to recognize the tragedy of his demise. Truly profound.

Kennedy was not one to compromise. He cheated on his wife, who was probably one of the...
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Some watery-eyed kinder had the misfortune recently of querying your political scientist in residence just why the President was so ardently avoiding an inquiry into his NSA domestic eavesdropping program if he wasn't afraid.

The simple truth is that on this day our President has little to fear. If this Scandal is to result in his timely and entirely deserved Impeachment and undignified return to...
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removed, apologetically, by request.

I am declaring today Ineternational Pronoia Day. Speak truth to power. Stay pissed off, or get pissed on.

Sometimes I wish we still had milkmen, only they were hot chicks, and they would come by your house and give you fresh blowjobs first thing in the morning. Nothing else really gets my day going like that.

In other news, I no longer have a bleeding...
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I am declaring today Ineternational Pronoia Day. Speak truth to power. Stay pissed off, or get pissed on.

Sometimes I wish we still had milkmen, only they were hot chicks, and they would come by your house and give you fresh blowjobs first thing in the morning. Nothing else really gets my day going like that.

In other news, I no longer have a bleeding...
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Two of my wisdom teeth seem to be coming in right now. The medical term for this is, colorfully, 'eruption.' This term seems more than apt, granted the condition of my mouth parts.

The two 'eruptions' are occurring on the right side of my mouth. Usually, when a tooth comes in through the gum, the gum will produce a relatively small tear to acommodate it....
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I'm listening to Ludacris. The signal originates in my Powerbook, and is played by the massive ol' record player in my dining room.

It's snowing.

So my birthday was a couple weeks ago, and I think I've had enough time to sort of put everything in perspective. There are a few lessons I'd like to relate.

Some folks view strippers and their patrons as paradoxically intertwined. The 'men,' in this conception, objectify the 'women' by staring unabashedly as the 'women' dance and remove their clothes. The 'women' simultaneously degrade the...
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