La, la la, la la. La.
I just watched Gonzaga beat another third-ranked team. That's two in like a week. Why are they ranked 21? Fuck it. Now I'm watching Oregon State embarrass Notre Dame. Again, why is it that my West Coast homies can't get no respect?
Speaking of no respect, what the fuck is up with women? I mean, I ask a girl if she'd like to get a cup of coffee and she's like "Oh my god! I have a... thing! With... someone!" Don Hertzfeld was, I hate to say it, right on with "Ah L'Amour." If I could, I honestly would simply forego women. Unfortunately, they make me happier than anything else.
My name is Don Juan de Marco. I may be the greatest lover the world has ever known. I just wish that they would give me a chance, you know?
PS: Tsunamis suck balls.
I just watched Gonzaga beat another third-ranked team. That's two in like a week. Why are they ranked 21? Fuck it. Now I'm watching Oregon State embarrass Notre Dame. Again, why is it that my West Coast homies can't get no respect?
Speaking of no respect, what the fuck is up with women? I mean, I ask a girl if she'd like to get a cup of coffee and she's like "Oh my god! I have a... thing! With... someone!" Don Hertzfeld was, I hate to say it, right on with "Ah L'Amour." If I could, I honestly would simply forego women. Unfortunately, they make me happier than anything else.
My name is Don Juan de Marco. I may be the greatest lover the world has ever known. I just wish that they would give me a chance, you know?
PS: Tsunamis suck balls.
Girls make you happier than gaming?
That's ten nerd points you lose, right there!
Traitor!