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cyaluminus

Crapsburg, WA. I'm half Canadian though! That makes me exotic and stuff, right?

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Saturday May 08, 2004

May 8, 2004
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So the other day this friend of mine saw Flux smile at me in that "Hey there, I know you" kind of way. I had to explain that there are few things less available than our beloved Fluxor.

I think my friend is nuts. The Flux is to single what I am to purple velvet. I'm not necessarily averse, it just isn't really me. The point is that my friend is a short female, and this explains it all.

Women, especially short ones, are crazy. And maybe I'm lucky to be single.

Suckers!

PS. The workstation I'm on is called "Octopussy." That just wins.
flux:
So, wait, what the Hell happened? I'm confused.

Man, this place is weird.
May 9, 2004
flux:
Hahaha. Cute. You're a fine fella and all, but I'm a southern girl. I smile at eeeeeveryone.

[Edited on May 09, 2004 11:34PM]
May 9, 2004

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