Go to www.kingdomofloathing.com and play the game. I'd html-ify that, but I'm lazy. At any rate, y'all should jump on KoL, it may be just the thing to keep you (in)sane.
This is me:
Cyaluminus (#45275)
Level 5
Chromatic Crook
Statistics:
Current Hit Points: 16/20
Current Mojo Points: 10/10
Muscle: 14 (15/29)
Mysticality: 12 (16/25)
Moxie: 20 (0/41)
Tipsiness: 12 (pretty drunk)
Turns Played: 572
Advancement: 9 Moxie to level 6.
Equipment:
Hat: bum cheek (Power: 20)
Weapon: wooden stakes (Power: 25)
Pants: Bugbear Bungguard (Power: 30)
Accessory: Pine-Fresh air freshener
Accessory: continuum transfunctioner
Skills:
Moxie of the Mariachi
Current Familiar:
Skippy, the 12 pound Mosquito (168 kills)
This is me:
Cyaluminus (#45275)
Level 5
Chromatic Crook
Statistics:
Current Hit Points: 16/20
Current Mojo Points: 10/10
Muscle: 14 (15/29)
Mysticality: 12 (16/25)
Moxie: 20 (0/41)
Tipsiness: 12 (pretty drunk)
Turns Played: 572
Advancement: 9 Moxie to level 6.
Equipment:
Hat: bum cheek (Power: 20)
Weapon: wooden stakes (Power: 25)
Pants: Bugbear Bungguard (Power: 30)
Accessory: Pine-Fresh air freshener
Accessory: continuum transfunctioner
Skills:
Moxie of the Mariachi
Current Familiar:
Skippy, the 12 pound Mosquito (168 kills)
Anyhoo, we went to the acrop. The only strip club there is when you want a nice steak to go with your titties.
There was this one awesome girl there. She danced so hard. Once she slapped her crotch and said "bad pussy!". Nasty in the best way. I could not give her dollaz fast enough. HOTT.