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cyaluminus

Crapsburg, WA. I'm half Canadian though! That makes me exotic and stuff, right?

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Wednesday Mar 24, 2004

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Jose [the dirty Mexican] brought me some hentai magazines from Nippon while his JET class is on break. This brings me to an interesting and vital point. Japanese people are fucked up.

Item 1: The appear to be obsessed with huge breasts. And when they get ahold of them they don't do the usual nice, fun, playful things with them. They abuse the hell out of the poor critters! I urge you to adopt a Japanese rack today, and save them from this horrible plight!

Item 2: The Japanese heavily censor most forms of pornography. This has led to two interesting industry niches. The first is obvious: the development and sale of technologies which promise to "uncensor" porn. Howe3ver, more ironically, Japan's porn laws have also led to a censorship fetish among many Japanese overseas.

Item 3: And then there's the coup de grace. The Penis Festival. Don't get me wrong, I love me some genitalia, but isn't this a bit odd?






Carry on, kiddies. I'm going to go hold my head under water and try to stop laughing.
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It may have been made in japan, I don't know. My stamp wore off a long time ago.
Mar 24, 2004

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