I'm finally listening to Loveline again. It's like Strong Bad for the sexually challenged. Keep calling in and Dr. Drew will attempt to answer your questions, and Adam will make fun of your lame ass.
Have you ever heard somebody made fun of for having a large penis? Adam Corrolla just did it. The man's a genius. Sheer brilliance.
Pickup lines are hilarious. The sad part is that they apparently work sometimes. So what's the verdict? Anybody ever fall for a "that shirt is becoming on you," or an "if I could rearrange the alphabet?"
Man, if only I didn't feel like it was inappropriate to walk up to someone and say "Hey, you're hot. Want to make out?" Sure, I can write you a poem like nobody's business. But I just can't ask a chick for her number...
Sweet jumping Juno. I just spent two hours cartooning. I've been going on binges like that since I bought my Wacom tablet. It's just so... analog!
Poli sci midterm? : check
Chinese exam? : tomorrow
Chinese Hum paper? : by the end of Saturday.
Oy. I think I'll just have an ulcer. Too much Jolt.
Have you ever heard somebody made fun of for having a large penis? Adam Corrolla just did it. The man's a genius. Sheer brilliance.
Pickup lines are hilarious. The sad part is that they apparently work sometimes. So what's the verdict? Anybody ever fall for a "that shirt is becoming on you," or an "if I could rearrange the alphabet?"
Man, if only I didn't feel like it was inappropriate to walk up to someone and say "Hey, you're hot. Want to make out?" Sure, I can write you a poem like nobody's business. But I just can't ask a chick for her number...
Sweet jumping Juno. I just spent two hours cartooning. I've been going on binges like that since I bought my Wacom tablet. It's just so... analog!
Poli sci midterm? : check
Chinese exam? : tomorrow
Chinese Hum paper? : by the end of Saturday.
Oy. I think I'll just have an ulcer. Too much Jolt.