John F. Kennedy was a profound man. He got elected to the Presidency, in spite of his Catholicism. He had his head popped like a dropped cantaloupe by a Marine Corps veteran, and no one alive today will fail to recognize the tragedy of his demise. Truly profound.
Kennedy was not one to compromise. He cheated on his wife, who was probably one of the...
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Kennedy was not one to compromise. He cheated on his wife, who was probably one of the...
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katastrofei:
That girl? You know her? She's potentially nerdy because she wore a shirt with a play on the Nintendo logo what said "Ni Entiendo." Hoo-rah.
Some watery-eyed kinder had the misfortune recently of querying your political scientist in residence just why the President was so ardently avoiding an inquiry into his NSA domestic eavesdropping program if he wasn't afraid.
The simple truth is that on this day our President has little to fear. If this Scandal is to result in his timely and entirely deserved Impeachment and undignified return to...
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The simple truth is that on this day our President has little to fear. If this Scandal is to result in his timely and entirely deserved Impeachment and undignified return to...
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katastrofei:
Find me a girly? I need a woman, desuyo.
removed, apologetically, by request.
I am declaring today Ineternational Pronoia Day. Speak truth to power. Stay pissed off, or get pissed on.
Sometimes I wish we still had milkmen, only they were hot chicks, and they would come by your house and give you fresh blowjobs first thing in the morning. Nothing else really gets my day going like that.
In other news, I no longer have a bleeding...
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Sometimes I wish we still had milkmen, only they were hot chicks, and they would come by your house and give you fresh blowjobs first thing in the morning. Nothing else really gets my day going like that.
In other news, I no longer have a bleeding...
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kengineer:
I've been out of touch so I have no idea what you are talking about. But that milkman idea . . . I think you are on to something.
I am declaring today Ineternational Pronoia Day. Speak truth to power. Stay pissed off, or get pissed on.
Sometimes I wish we still had milkmen, only they were hot chicks, and they would come by your house and give you fresh blowjobs first thing in the morning. Nothing else really gets my day going like that.
In other news, I no longer have a bleeding...
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Sometimes I wish we still had milkmen, only they were hot chicks, and they would come by your house and give you fresh blowjobs first thing in the morning. Nothing else really gets my day going like that.
In other news, I no longer have a bleeding...
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Two of my wisdom teeth seem to be coming in right now. The medical term for this is, colorfully, 'eruption.' This term seems more than apt, granted the condition of my mouth parts.
The two 'eruptions' are occurring on the right side of my mouth. Usually, when a tooth comes in through the gum, the gum will produce a relatively small tear to acommodate it....
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The two 'eruptions' are occurring on the right side of my mouth. Usually, when a tooth comes in through the gum, the gum will produce a relatively small tear to acommodate it....
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katastrofei:
Snow? You got snow?! I left too soon! Blast!
What you should do is go spit in the snow with your bloods and make pretty color patterns.
Good luck with that.
What you should do is go spit in the snow with your bloods and make pretty color patterns.
Good luck with that.
I'm listening to Ludacris. The signal originates in my Powerbook, and is played by the massive ol' record player in my dining room.
It's snowing.
It's snowing.
So my birthday was a couple weeks ago, and I think I've had enough time to sort of put everything in perspective. There are a few lessons I'd like to relate.
Some folks view strippers and their patrons as paradoxically intertwined. The 'men,' in this conception, objectify the 'women' by staring unabashedly as the 'women' dance and remove their clothes. The 'women' simultaneously degrade the...
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Some folks view strippers and their patrons as paradoxically intertwined. The 'men,' in this conception, objectify the 'women' by staring unabashedly as the 'women' dance and remove their clothes. The 'women' simultaneously degrade the...
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katastrofei:
Wow, I've never been on a date with a stripper. A girl that went to my high school does porn now, and I had a few classes with her once, but that's it.
Next time, Marie being awesome aside, we go to That Other Place. They have burgers.
Tekken 5. Let's do it. The Tekken 5, I mean. Like, we should play it. Yeah.
Next time, Marie being awesome aside, we go to That Other Place. They have burgers.
Tekken 5. Let's do it. The Tekken 5, I mean. Like, we should play it. Yeah.
I have a good friend who is working at a public defender's office. Now, Portland isn't exactly Megacity One, but it has its share of problems. After a couple of long conversations over the last few days, I have come to the following conclusion.
Petty criminals are a dime a dozen, but only the profoundly unlucky and the profoundly stupid ones get caught.
Take care...
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Petty criminals are a dime a dozen, but only the profoundly unlucky and the profoundly stupid ones get caught.
Take care...
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So... On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is it when your girlfriend stands in the street in the rain at two in the morning and replies to "Do you want a ride?" with "I want you to die"?
Worse that Hitler? Stalin? This moment is definitely not better than ice cream.
And the kicker here is that I have absolutely no idea...
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Worse that Hitler? Stalin? This moment is definitely not better than ice cream.
And the kicker here is that I have absolutely no idea...
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Overheard on campus....
"What if the Art Object did something totally unexpected? Like what if a bush or whatever had a pair of legs sticking out of it? What if a plant just started eating people unexpectedly... That would totally show how stupid Art is."
Some people's kids...
"What if the Art Object did something totally unexpected? Like what if a bush or whatever had a pair of legs sticking out of it? What if a plant just started eating people unexpectedly... That would totally show how stupid Art is."
Some people's kids...
I finally turned in my thesis proposal yesterday. Now I just have to read everything Huntington wrote and synthesize it into some sort of "rational reconstruction" and write a little 5 chapter thesis about it before spring break. That's all.
My tummy hurts.
I now own all of Sin City. Also, I'm in the "world construction" phase of writing my own damned graphic novel, which,...
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My tummy hurts.
I now own all of Sin City. Also, I'm in the "world construction" phase of writing my own damned graphic novel, which,...
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