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Nature sucks.

Camping isn't Alaska's shindig! WTF?

Get a good book and head down to the river, at least thats what I would do right now if I had time, or maybe the omnitheatre in St. Paul- that place is fuckin sweet.

I don't think they actually serve the same clientele..Target has gotten trendy in a good way with designers making affordable things..Mossimo, Cynthia Rowley, Isaac Mizrahi all design lines for Target. So people who are interested in lower priced but still rather quality stuff go to target. People who are concerned about price, PERIOD, go to Walmart. Generalization, I know, but seems to be true. And Walmart sells guns but not music with explicit lyrics. They make no sense to me, and I've read a few things on how poorly they treat their employees.

The only thing I use Walmart for is their parking lots. They allow RV's and cross-country roadtrippers to camp in their parking lots for free, as long as nobody messes on their pavement.

Of course, I then drive to Target for O.J. in the morning..and to use the bathroom.

your roommates are going out of town..which means you can walk around naked and buy the good beer without watching them drink it all!

see..it's all in the glass half full/glass half empty scheme of things..

hahahaha

Where are you going camping? Sounds fun..I don't generally go camping with boys I don't know (I'm sure you understand) but thanks for the invite.

Now..you only have 4 days of work! I'm not exactly an optimist..I prefer the term "realist"..

And what's this Late Fee Starring Me? Tell more!

Duuuude! (Yes, I'm drunk enough to say Duuuuude!) We were there! Granted, most of us didn't arrive until about 6 or 6:30..but a good time was had by all, as they say.

I'll try to round up a photo of your evil twin..we lived together for a while, so there have to be some photos around here somewhere..

Ahh, laziness...the work of the gods...

lazy. check. though only in comparison to what i want to do. i am actually quite productive, though usually not in anything very important.

your profile pic looks exactly like my ex, Charley. I had to poke around to see if any of your details might make you him..

..but I don't think I've ever dated you. If I have, please let me know.

Yeah, hangovers can suck... I had one this morning, and its still lingering...But as we say in SGTC, at least ya know ya had a good night the night before...

I really hate that damn toyota oil filter...I think they position it like that as a small way of getting revenge on us for dropping the bomb...

Go to the block party...you'll recognize somebody...unfortunately it'll probably be neo...

Go. You'll recognize someone..we'll have a good time.

I knew it wasn't my quick wit.

here is all the prof you need of d_c teething problem

Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.

Hello, welcome to the good life...