ok so last night i realized something when i was at dusty's grad party...and i would like to apologize to everything with a vagina on behalf of my gender for the passed 2000 years....or ya know a slong as you have been having to deal with "men"..this has nothing to do with me but 90% of the guys i saw last night disgusted me with thier cromagnon looks and thier lack of chivalry and the grotesque antics and motives and thier heterosexual insecurities and lack of intelligence and respect for females...
and for those kind of guys im apologixing for them for: :
the stupid things they say
thier one track minds
selfishness
dressing bad
horrible pick-up lines
un-needed jealous
insecurity
slander
irrationality
disrespect
inequality
lack of interest
no common bond
never listening
alwasy staring at your boobs
begging (most likely to get some)
for those idiots who cheat
for foolish guilt trips about nothing
for those (most of them) who have small dicks and cant statisfy you
not being reasonable
not compromising
not spending enough quality time
not taking you out for no reason
not saying i love you
forgetting birthdays anniversaires places moments and things
and probably about 100 more thing si cant think of...and i know im not a clean slate either im guilty of a few of these but still most men these days are still neanderthal that think thier thier small dicks more than thier small brains...and i apologize hopefully within the new millenium girls whill kick our asses or we will grow up...
i gotta go clean up my recently flooded room...oh and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAD
and for those kind of guys im apologixing for them for: :
the stupid things they say
thier one track minds
selfishness
dressing bad
horrible pick-up lines
un-needed jealous
insecurity
slander
irrationality
disrespect
inequality
lack of interest
no common bond
never listening
alwasy staring at your boobs
begging (most likely to get some)
for those idiots who cheat
for foolish guilt trips about nothing
for those (most of them) who have small dicks and cant statisfy you
not being reasonable
not compromising
not spending enough quality time
not taking you out for no reason
not saying i love you
forgetting birthdays anniversaires places moments and things
and probably about 100 more thing si cant think of...and i know im not a clean slate either im guilty of a few of these but still most men these days are still neanderthal that think thier thier small dicks more than thier small brains...and i apologize hopefully within the new millenium girls whill kick our asses or we will grow up...
i gotta go clean up my recently flooded room...oh and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAD
this lovely list of things is easy to spot!!
-wear pink
-wear capris
-comb all their hair to the middle of their head and frost their hair..
i could go on for hours..