what a fun time I've been having. just got back from the beach on sunday . we had some good n bad weather . had a nice electrical storm on fri. lightening was coming every sec . it was way kewl. my dad cooked us a nice lobster dinner . mmmmm . I got a nice tan, kinda want to go a little darker though. ok so it really started off as a sunburn . but hey it got me tan. so I was there from mon- sunday . came back wed night to get the other half and work thurs morn. I love LBI NJ. for those who don't have a clue as to what LBI stands for that's longbeach island new jersey.
enough about that. so as some of u know I was in michigan the week before last for a family wedding. we left on thur morn . I ended up having a fucking earache from hell. my ear canal was swelling shut and the pressure was almost too much for me to handle . thank good for pot and vicaprofen. we also had some ibrofen 600 mgs. so that kinda helped. so we got there thurs night in time for dinner with the family. it was a lot of fun. got to see our nieces and meet our great niece and nephew for the first time. they are cuties. even got to be there for bath time. the it was off to bed for the little ones and we headed to where we were staying.
we stayed at the place where my mother in law is living. it has accomidations for family that is coming in to visit from out of town. our room was like a mini suite. had a sitting room , small kitchenett with a mini fridge n sink. nice bedroom with a really comfy queen size bed. they had two down comforters on it . the bathroom was also nice. had a large stall shower with a shower bench that made shaving the legs easier. not like i have any hair to shave .
so we got there around 11 something and set off the front door alarm. the family forgot to warn us that u have 15 secs to get your ass in the door before it goes off. we did at least know the code for it. this helps the staff keep track of the residents that like to wonder. talk about an alarm . the thing was louder then fuck n i think it woke up half of mich. and ann arb. so that was our grand entrance for the night . LOL. the assist. living staff was really nice. showed us to our room and then showed us the kitchen for emplyee's only incase we were in need of a mid night snack. i liked the place a lot since it had nice sittings rooms on each floor and a screened in porch to sit on. it also had a big glass cage on the floor we were on with some finches and some other birds . gives the elderly something to look at . oh i almost forgot they have a bathing room with a whirlpool that i was able to use if i wanted too. i didn't get a chance too since we were doing a lot of running around .
we got a good nights rest. my dad gave me some ear drops for the road that kinda helped. i also put some hydrogen peroxide ini my ear to help out too. i love the way it fizzed up and made popping sounds in my ear. feels kinda trippy at first but after u get use to it it feels pretty kewl.
fri morn we spent some time with my mother in law which was nice. she was having a good day and i think she knew who my other half was. then off to the tux shop for a fitting which was followed by a lunch of coney island hotdogs. they were ok. fri night was the wedding rehersal n dinner . i had fun playing with the kids while the other half had to practice walking down the isle . he was an usher . then we headed downstairs for a pizza and BBQ rib dinner. the ribs kicked ass. there was dessert at the parents house of my new sis in law but we had to go to ann arb to get my purse which i kinda left at my other sis in laws the night before. oh i have 3 sis in laws now . so we got my purse and chatted for a few. was going to hook up with fovea but he ended up crashing out. ended up going over to my other halfs friend matts pad. we had a nice visit . it was my first time meeting matt. he is a really kewl guy. had a nice fattie, bong and a bubbler going. i also scored this really cute pipe that looks like a fish. i saw it when we walked into the living room and matt said i could have it. it's a small one that is good for road trips. so we had a nice time getting stoned and chatting up a storm. then it was back to the elderly home and off to bed cause sat was going to be the big day.
sat morn was relaxing. headed to ann arb in the afternoon then rushed back so i could reshower n get ready to head to the church. the wedding party was asked to be there at 4. we made it back by 2 45ish so i had to take a really quick shower then get ready in a flash. i kinda wish i would have worn my shoes the day before for about 30 mins or so so i could have broken them in. found a pair of really cute nine west shoes that were orig 80 something on sale for about 30 bucks. talk about a good deal and thank god i saw them since they were the last pair in my size. WOOT WOOT. we made it to the church 5 mins late which was ok since everyone was still strolling in . i brought socks for later on since i knew my shoes were going to be kicked off at some point of the evening. the wedding was really nice and we had fun blowing bubbles at the end when my new sis in law and bro in law walked out . we had to go back in for some pics then off it was to the reception.
the reception started around 7 ish , we ate, danced , danced and did some more dancing and hit the bar . it was an open bar so we spent most of the night hitting it. so we started drinking around 7 and reception ended around 12 ish 12 30 ish. somewhere in the process of us leaving i got the idea of going out for a night cap with my other halfs cousin brian. brian is the twin of brent who took us out drinking at every irish bar when we were in oakland and man did we get pretty shit faced with him. we followed him into detroit and ended up at he majestic ballroom which is a really kick ass place. brian use to work there as a bartender or something . so the min we walked in a bunch of his old friends came up to say hi. we were handed our first shot of whiskey and our first round or labatts beer. those were downed then we headed upstairs for some more drinks. none of which we had to pay for . they were just being handed to us. everytime we turned around there was another shot for us to down. somewhere in the night i told the story of being tied up by my nieghbor so she could practice for her mistress test and how my hand turned blue and how i was a bad little sub. she passed her test . somehow by the end of the night it ended up as me being a domme or something like that. i don't know how but it did. so i guess i'm a domme now or something along those lines. LOL. we also kinda lost some of our memory of the night since we went from shit faced- 3 sheets to the wind and sum to totally trashed and should not be behind the wheel of a car. we think we did at least 7 shots of whiskey and some more shots of what we don't know . i do remember doing a shot of black house and something else that went down really smooth. i also remember almost passing out in the bathroom . thank god for the chic who walked in and asked if i was ok. fovea got a pretty drunken call from me. telling him to come hang with us. at least i think that's what i told him. i do remember telling him something along those lines then running back inside to do 2 more shots and a knuckle fight with cousin brian. i kinda get a little violent when i'm drunk and love to slap box , wrestle or have a knuckle bashing war . so cousin brian , my brian and i did our last shots of the evening since it was closing time and they were wanting us to get the hell out. brian and i headed to our car while brian looked for someone to drive him home. there was a suggestion of me and brian finding a hotel room or somewhere that was pretty close for us to pass out in since we really had no business at all being behind the wheel of anything drivable since we couldn't see straight and our thinking abilities werent working too well. it started off with brian driving then me having him pull over since he was swerving down the road and when it came to him stopping at the red lights . well he kinda ended up going over the white line into the middle of the intersection at one. then another red light he didn't stop for at all. so i was like fuck this he is going to kill us or get us arrested if he keeps this shit up. so it was my turn to drive and i had no fucking clue as to where in the hell i was or where in the hell i was going and brian wasn't being much help at all. he kept changing his directions on me. so i ended up pulling over we got into a little sceaming fight since talking quietly wasn't working at all for some reason . all i wanted to do was get to somewhere safe that i could pass out in. brian at one point ended up slapping his hand over my mouth to get me to shut up since he wasn't able think or hear himself scream over my screaming or something like that . who fucking knows . i ended up kicking him out of the car and locking it at this point so i could calm down and think . he got back in and i said fuck this u drive cause i'm too pissed to drive and i just want to get back so i can pass out . oh and he kept telling me to pass out since i had to help with the directions and i kept passing out on him. LOL what a great help i was being. we did finally make it back around 5 ish in the morn and had to think of a way to sneak in the elderly home like two teenagers coming in from a night of sneaking out to party . we get to the front door knowing that we had 15 secs to get inside before the alarm went off. so there i am pushing on the door and it's not opening and i'm like oh shit the alarm is going to go off soon and i can't get in. brian then noticed that we had to pull on the door instead of push it. so we got in w/o setting the alarm off and headed to our room to pass out. the original plan was to be on the road by 7 am but we ended up waking up around 10ish maybe later and ended up leaving for the long drive home to philly around 12ish. and talk about being hungover and sum. we both felt like shit. we got home around 11 50 and made our way to up to our pad. we kinda forgot to tell our neighbor not to lock the bottom lock since we don't have the key for it. well we ended up having to call a lock smith to come pick our lock and let us in . at this point we were tired , n cranky since it was around 1 something. but we were finally home and getting to sleep was no prob at all.
oh i almost forgot to mention that brian came to the conclusion that we would get pulled over if the car was stopped and not moving and we wouldn't get pulled over if it was moving since the cops wouldn't be able to see it cause it would be invisable. i think he also spent some time having a converation with me inside of his head thinking his drunk ass was actually talking to me outloud. man was a drunken weekend that was .
and i got a new pipe to smoke out of. me is happy .
fact about moi- I once got gum stuck up my nose and on my eyelash when i was 5 .
enough about that. so as some of u know I was in michigan the week before last for a family wedding. we left on thur morn . I ended up having a fucking earache from hell. my ear canal was swelling shut and the pressure was almost too much for me to handle . thank good for pot and vicaprofen. we also had some ibrofen 600 mgs. so that kinda helped. so we got there thurs night in time for dinner with the family. it was a lot of fun. got to see our nieces and meet our great niece and nephew for the first time. they are cuties. even got to be there for bath time. the it was off to bed for the little ones and we headed to where we were staying.
we stayed at the place where my mother in law is living. it has accomidations for family that is coming in to visit from out of town. our room was like a mini suite. had a sitting room , small kitchenett with a mini fridge n sink. nice bedroom with a really comfy queen size bed. they had two down comforters on it . the bathroom was also nice. had a large stall shower with a shower bench that made shaving the legs easier. not like i have any hair to shave .
so we got there around 11 something and set off the front door alarm. the family forgot to warn us that u have 15 secs to get your ass in the door before it goes off. we did at least know the code for it. this helps the staff keep track of the residents that like to wonder. talk about an alarm . the thing was louder then fuck n i think it woke up half of mich. and ann arb. so that was our grand entrance for the night . LOL. the assist. living staff was really nice. showed us to our room and then showed us the kitchen for emplyee's only incase we were in need of a mid night snack. i liked the place a lot since it had nice sittings rooms on each floor and a screened in porch to sit on. it also had a big glass cage on the floor we were on with some finches and some other birds . gives the elderly something to look at . oh i almost forgot they have a bathing room with a whirlpool that i was able to use if i wanted too. i didn't get a chance too since we were doing a lot of running around .
we got a good nights rest. my dad gave me some ear drops for the road that kinda helped. i also put some hydrogen peroxide ini my ear to help out too. i love the way it fizzed up and made popping sounds in my ear. feels kinda trippy at first but after u get use to it it feels pretty kewl.
fri morn we spent some time with my mother in law which was nice. she was having a good day and i think she knew who my other half was. then off to the tux shop for a fitting which was followed by a lunch of coney island hotdogs. they were ok. fri night was the wedding rehersal n dinner . i had fun playing with the kids while the other half had to practice walking down the isle . he was an usher . then we headed downstairs for a pizza and BBQ rib dinner. the ribs kicked ass. there was dessert at the parents house of my new sis in law but we had to go to ann arb to get my purse which i kinda left at my other sis in laws the night before. oh i have 3 sis in laws now . so we got my purse and chatted for a few. was going to hook up with fovea but he ended up crashing out. ended up going over to my other halfs friend matts pad. we had a nice visit . it was my first time meeting matt. he is a really kewl guy. had a nice fattie, bong and a bubbler going. i also scored this really cute pipe that looks like a fish. i saw it when we walked into the living room and matt said i could have it. it's a small one that is good for road trips. so we had a nice time getting stoned and chatting up a storm. then it was back to the elderly home and off to bed cause sat was going to be the big day.
sat morn was relaxing. headed to ann arb in the afternoon then rushed back so i could reshower n get ready to head to the church. the wedding party was asked to be there at 4. we made it back by 2 45ish so i had to take a really quick shower then get ready in a flash. i kinda wish i would have worn my shoes the day before for about 30 mins or so so i could have broken them in. found a pair of really cute nine west shoes that were orig 80 something on sale for about 30 bucks. talk about a good deal and thank god i saw them since they were the last pair in my size. WOOT WOOT. we made it to the church 5 mins late which was ok since everyone was still strolling in . i brought socks for later on since i knew my shoes were going to be kicked off at some point of the evening. the wedding was really nice and we had fun blowing bubbles at the end when my new sis in law and bro in law walked out . we had to go back in for some pics then off it was to the reception.
the reception started around 7 ish , we ate, danced , danced and did some more dancing and hit the bar . it was an open bar so we spent most of the night hitting it. so we started drinking around 7 and reception ended around 12 ish 12 30 ish. somewhere in the process of us leaving i got the idea of going out for a night cap with my other halfs cousin brian. brian is the twin of brent who took us out drinking at every irish bar when we were in oakland and man did we get pretty shit faced with him. we followed him into detroit and ended up at he majestic ballroom which is a really kick ass place. brian use to work there as a bartender or something . so the min we walked in a bunch of his old friends came up to say hi. we were handed our first shot of whiskey and our first round or labatts beer. those were downed then we headed upstairs for some more drinks. none of which we had to pay for . they were just being handed to us. everytime we turned around there was another shot for us to down. somewhere in the night i told the story of being tied up by my nieghbor so she could practice for her mistress test and how my hand turned blue and how i was a bad little sub. she passed her test . somehow by the end of the night it ended up as me being a domme or something like that. i don't know how but it did. so i guess i'm a domme now or something along those lines. LOL. we also kinda lost some of our memory of the night since we went from shit faced- 3 sheets to the wind and sum to totally trashed and should not be behind the wheel of a car. we think we did at least 7 shots of whiskey and some more shots of what we don't know . i do remember doing a shot of black house and something else that went down really smooth. i also remember almost passing out in the bathroom . thank god for the chic who walked in and asked if i was ok. fovea got a pretty drunken call from me. telling him to come hang with us. at least i think that's what i told him. i do remember telling him something along those lines then running back inside to do 2 more shots and a knuckle fight with cousin brian. i kinda get a little violent when i'm drunk and love to slap box , wrestle or have a knuckle bashing war . so cousin brian , my brian and i did our last shots of the evening since it was closing time and they were wanting us to get the hell out. brian and i headed to our car while brian looked for someone to drive him home. there was a suggestion of me and brian finding a hotel room or somewhere that was pretty close for us to pass out in since we really had no business at all being behind the wheel of anything drivable since we couldn't see straight and our thinking abilities werent working too well. it started off with brian driving then me having him pull over since he was swerving down the road and when it came to him stopping at the red lights . well he kinda ended up going over the white line into the middle of the intersection at one. then another red light he didn't stop for at all. so i was like fuck this he is going to kill us or get us arrested if he keeps this shit up. so it was my turn to drive and i had no fucking clue as to where in the hell i was or where in the hell i was going and brian wasn't being much help at all. he kept changing his directions on me. so i ended up pulling over we got into a little sceaming fight since talking quietly wasn't working at all for some reason . all i wanted to do was get to somewhere safe that i could pass out in. brian at one point ended up slapping his hand over my mouth to get me to shut up since he wasn't able think or hear himself scream over my screaming or something like that . who fucking knows . i ended up kicking him out of the car and locking it at this point so i could calm down and think . he got back in and i said fuck this u drive cause i'm too pissed to drive and i just want to get back so i can pass out . oh and he kept telling me to pass out since i had to help with the directions and i kept passing out on him. LOL what a great help i was being. we did finally make it back around 5 ish in the morn and had to think of a way to sneak in the elderly home like two teenagers coming in from a night of sneaking out to party . we get to the front door knowing that we had 15 secs to get inside before the alarm went off. so there i am pushing on the door and it's not opening and i'm like oh shit the alarm is going to go off soon and i can't get in. brian then noticed that we had to pull on the door instead of push it. so we got in w/o setting the alarm off and headed to our room to pass out. the original plan was to be on the road by 7 am but we ended up waking up around 10ish maybe later and ended up leaving for the long drive home to philly around 12ish. and talk about being hungover and sum. we both felt like shit. we got home around 11 50 and made our way to up to our pad. we kinda forgot to tell our neighbor not to lock the bottom lock since we don't have the key for it. well we ended up having to call a lock smith to come pick our lock and let us in . at this point we were tired , n cranky since it was around 1 something. but we were finally home and getting to sleep was no prob at all.
oh i almost forgot to mention that brian came to the conclusion that we would get pulled over if the car was stopped and not moving and we wouldn't get pulled over if it was moving since the cops wouldn't be able to see it cause it would be invisable. i think he also spent some time having a converation with me inside of his head thinking his drunk ass was actually talking to me outloud. man was a drunken weekend that was .
and i got a new pipe to smoke out of. me is happy .
fact about moi- I once got gum stuck up my nose and on my eyelash when i was 5 .
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