cureelise

I was asked to tell the story behind my bruised leg. well some of u know that i stayed with one of my buddies on Wed. on his dads farm. well we slept out in this shack and it was like 4 maybe 5 am . i really had to pee and didn't feel like walking up to the main house to do it. so i said fuck it just go outside. so there i am half asleep , really stoned and not thinking about what i was doing. so i get up and make my way to the front porch of the shack which has 3 steps , the second one is missing a board. it had been raining earlier so everything was still wet , including the steps.
so there i am half awake and half asleep . totally not thinking about where i am and the steps that i need to walk down. so i kinda ended up falling down them kinda like doing a face plant. thank god my buddy Pierre was inside sleeping cause i would have been embarassed and some. since he is a total hottie and shit.
so there i am on the wet grass in nothing but a tee shirt and i mean it when i say nothing but a tee shirt my bare ass all wet and my leg in pain and bleeding. so i'm like all pissed at myself and want to get back inside so i can dry my ass off and forget about what i just did.
so i pee and hurry back inside. Pierre wakes up when he hears me climbing back into bed and i also kinda let out a cry of pain. so he is like what did u do to your leg and i was like um this toad scared the shit out of me when i was takind a piss and i ended up slipping and fell on my ass. like i was going to tell him that i just fell down his porch steps instead of walking down them. i dry off and get back into bed and his arm goes back around me like it was before i had to pee.
my hubbie gave my leg lots of kisses when i got back home on thurs and asked me how my night on the farm with Pierre was . he laughed when he heard what happened .
yes it's true i'm toooo punk rawk to walk down steps so i just hurl myself down them