"you don't love me, you just love my doggystyle"
has anyone ever had a drink called bubble tea? i went to a japanese restaurant and got this drink, it's kind of like a smoothie, but it has these grape-sized THINGS floating in it. they're good, but squishy and weird. i couldn't shake the feeling that i was eating eyeballs.
so, today at work, i was helping this guy who was looking at watches. i showed him this watch that runs on body heat and he said, "i've been told that my body heat is... HOT". i laughed nervously and tried to busy myself with some non-existent task. i thought 'oh fuck, here it comes'. and he goes, "well, i like watches and you like watches, so how bout we get together sometime and talk about watches over drinks?". *shiver*
this guy was in his 50's, fat, bald, and with his kids. now, usually, i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings so i'll say i have a boyfriend or something equally lame. but i just blurted out no and walked away feeling mean. but what does he expect trying to pick up a 23 year old girl? he has about a one in a million chance of fucking a 23 year old girl, and that girl will be none too cute.
speaking of none too cute, i was bored so i posted some old pictues of me in my picture...thingy. i look retarded in most of them, due to the unfortunate genetic makeup of my face, so no laughing!
has anyone ever had a drink called bubble tea? i went to a japanese restaurant and got this drink, it's kind of like a smoothie, but it has these grape-sized THINGS floating in it. they're good, but squishy and weird. i couldn't shake the feeling that i was eating eyeballs.
so, today at work, i was helping this guy who was looking at watches. i showed him this watch that runs on body heat and he said, "i've been told that my body heat is... HOT". i laughed nervously and tried to busy myself with some non-existent task. i thought 'oh fuck, here it comes'. and he goes, "well, i like watches and you like watches, so how bout we get together sometime and talk about watches over drinks?". *shiver*
this guy was in his 50's, fat, bald, and with his kids. now, usually, i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings so i'll say i have a boyfriend or something equally lame. but i just blurted out no and walked away feeling mean. but what does he expect trying to pick up a 23 year old girl? he has about a one in a million chance of fucking a 23 year old girl, and that girl will be none too cute.
speaking of none too cute, i was bored so i posted some old pictues of me in my picture...thingy. i look retarded in most of them, due to the unfortunate genetic makeup of my face, so no laughing!
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Creeps me out, man. It's worked for them this far, but I have to wonder when he's finally going to get tired of her. Maybe it's love, but in those types of relationships I think it's generally people just playing around.
I'm just 26...but I'd be too shy to hit on you.
[Edited on Sep 21, 2004 1:41PM]
I've gotten hit on by older ladies before - it would catch me off guard and I usually stammer like a nerd and find some way to leave or change the subject.
[Edited on Sep 22, 2004 3:38PM]