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okay. what the hell is up with people that draw on their eyebrows? i mean, it's just gross looking. does anyone think that's hot? didn't that go away with the ring of brown lipliner chicks used to wear? so i guess sex in the shower is out of the question. "my eyebrows are running!". ewwwww....

okay, just had to get that off my chest. i'm done now.

sooooooo, HALLOWEEN!!! what am i to do? i'm 90% sure i'll be going to san francisco that week, but i'm having costume problems. i usually have this shit figured out like 6 months ago. i was gonna be jessica rabbit, but that's gonna cost a fortune to get it right, and i can't find the right fabric to make the dress. vampira, maybe, but those eyebrows! ecchhh. aww, fuck it i'm just gonna go as a doll with a pull string. or should i be wind-up? rrrrrrrrr, i'm so indecisive. is a doll too generic? all the best costumes i can think of would be group costumes (i would love to see some people dressed as three's company one day), but it's hard to convince a bunch of people to go as fraggles from fraggle rock.

girls have such a limited choice of costumes. if i was guy i would totally go as count chocula. one year i saw a guy dressed as a bloody tampon. man, that was great.