Color me tragic..... YET ANOTHER drunken post...
I kinda feel silly about last night's post.. I mean, THE PUNISHER: STARRING ALEX CUERVO - oh the drama!
Fact is, I really DO wanna kill all the bullies, but in the heat of the moment, I guess I fancy myself a LOT more powerful than I actually am. Dunno how I'm gonna make good on the promise, but if i'm posting from a hospital bed "6 months from now", please know that I gave it hell and tried my best.
Speaking of beatdowns - I went to a titty bar w/ some pals to see the Jones/Tarver bout tonight and WHAT A FUCKING GYP! I was at least hoping for a KO at least HALFWAY through the fight - NOT for thre highest profile boxer in the USA to get KO'ed in the 2nd fucking round - what gives??? I smell a fix! fuck you Don King and all your insidious minions. It was a good solid blow, but I've seen boxers half as good as Jones take 3x the punishment! I dunno, I LIKE Tarver (even though he refers to himslef in the 3rd person - which is Fucking RETARDED). but I just wanted a longer, more dramatic bout. Fuck it.
I picked a stripper I wanted to spend all my hard-earned money on and she blew me off. Which means I'm 200 ducats above what i expected I'd be right at this moment which translates to: XBox, the only system I DON'T own - now one impulse buy away from my possession. Thanx - you gorgeous fucking FLAKE. I'll be giving you the psychic High-Five when I'm rocking Ninja Gaiden instead of yer boobies!
shit could be worse...
Any day above ground is a good one.
I'm outta smokes so I'm going to BED!
sayonara suckers!!!
I kinda feel silly about last night's post.. I mean, THE PUNISHER: STARRING ALEX CUERVO - oh the drama!
Fact is, I really DO wanna kill all the bullies, but in the heat of the moment, I guess I fancy myself a LOT more powerful than I actually am. Dunno how I'm gonna make good on the promise, but if i'm posting from a hospital bed "6 months from now", please know that I gave it hell and tried my best.
Speaking of beatdowns - I went to a titty bar w/ some pals to see the Jones/Tarver bout tonight and WHAT A FUCKING GYP! I was at least hoping for a KO at least HALFWAY through the fight - NOT for thre highest profile boxer in the USA to get KO'ed in the 2nd fucking round - what gives??? I smell a fix! fuck you Don King and all your insidious minions. It was a good solid blow, but I've seen boxers half as good as Jones take 3x the punishment! I dunno, I LIKE Tarver (even though he refers to himslef in the 3rd person - which is Fucking RETARDED). but I just wanted a longer, more dramatic bout. Fuck it.
I picked a stripper I wanted to spend all my hard-earned money on and she blew me off. Which means I'm 200 ducats above what i expected I'd be right at this moment which translates to: XBox, the only system I DON'T own - now one impulse buy away from my possession. Thanx - you gorgeous fucking FLAKE. I'll be giving you the psychic High-Five when I'm rocking Ninja Gaiden instead of yer boobies!
shit could be worse...
Any day above ground is a good one.
I'm outta smokes so I'm going to BED!
sayonara suckers!!!
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perhaps you need a healing trip to chicago where we drink cheap and live stumbling distance from all things that matter.
I love going back and reading the ridiculous tripe I spew forth when I post while drunk. It can be entertaining ... and sometimes a little embarassing, but what the hell?