I met some of the coolest little punks the other night.
fucking off at some bar we started drinking and shooting the shit (me and about 6 of them) then we collected a gang of hot chicks and party trained to their house (how very high school that sounds).
They had a skate ramp in the yard and I in my heels and drunk on Mai Tai took off on a board with a gleem in my eye. And I did exclaim as I landed on my ass ..... "oh fuck I spilled my beer"
My entire right side of my ass is a black bruise - looks like I got lucky with a slap happy fool (and I am not saying I didn't) - I am so soar today I can't hardly move and I have so much work to do .... which is why I have no idea why I am sitting here writing to you .....
fucking off at some bar we started drinking and shooting the shit (me and about 6 of them) then we collected a gang of hot chicks and party trained to their house (how very high school that sounds).
They had a skate ramp in the yard and I in my heels and drunk on Mai Tai took off on a board with a gleem in my eye. And I did exclaim as I landed on my ass ..... "oh fuck I spilled my beer"
My entire right side of my ass is a black bruise - looks like I got lucky with a slap happy fool (and I am not saying I didn't) - I am so soar today I can't hardly move and I have so much work to do .... which is why I have no idea why I am sitting here writing to you .....