I'm tired of hearing how all men are
macho-chauvinist-asshole pigs
just because the future lipstick-lesbians
of American are finally realizing
that deep down inside ultimately
all men do want to fuck them.
And if the word fuck offends you
then I recommend you get over it,
because though I am a man of many words
and synonyms for sexual oblivion
abound in plentiful pounds,
I want the women of the world
to realize that the the only difference
between making love and fucking
is that one gives Christians a guilty conscience.
And if you want to tell me that women don't want to fuck too
then its time for a little bit of audience participation.
I want all the virgins in the room to raise their hands,
then I want someone to come answer me exactly who
all these men have been fucking? Themselves?
I'm tired of sex being a tool that
people use to manipulate and confuse each other.
If you didn't want me to glance
at that hot ass while you passed
then perhaps you shouldn't have worn
those form-fitting pants
with "Princess" stitched across the back.
And I don't have to objectify women
who do it to themselves with every
pointless giggle to the tune of unfunny jokes,
with every lip-bitten swallowed-down opinion
with every faked IQ-drop used to catch a man.
No wonder with such fishing-pole terminology
there are so many wary eyes watching each smile suspiciously.
But just because things are fucked up doesn't mean
that we can't walk towards a sun-setting horizon
to cue the credits of our futures.
So think twice next time before you complain
about how there aren't any decent guys left
since all the guys you know seem to want is sex,
Because not every man that wants to fuck you,
wants to screw you.
macho-chauvinist-asshole pigs
just because the future lipstick-lesbians
of American are finally realizing
that deep down inside ultimately
all men do want to fuck them.
And if the word fuck offends you
then I recommend you get over it,
because though I am a man of many words
and synonyms for sexual oblivion
abound in plentiful pounds,
I want the women of the world
to realize that the the only difference
between making love and fucking
is that one gives Christians a guilty conscience.
And if you want to tell me that women don't want to fuck too
then its time for a little bit of audience participation.
I want all the virgins in the room to raise their hands,
then I want someone to come answer me exactly who
all these men have been fucking? Themselves?
I'm tired of sex being a tool that
people use to manipulate and confuse each other.
If you didn't want me to glance
at that hot ass while you passed
then perhaps you shouldn't have worn
those form-fitting pants
with "Princess" stitched across the back.
And I don't have to objectify women
who do it to themselves with every
pointless giggle to the tune of unfunny jokes,
with every lip-bitten swallowed-down opinion
with every faked IQ-drop used to catch a man.
No wonder with such fishing-pole terminology
there are so many wary eyes watching each smile suspiciously.
But just because things are fucked up doesn't mean
that we can't walk towards a sun-setting horizon
to cue the credits of our futures.
So think twice next time before you complain
about how there aren't any decent guys left
since all the guys you know seem to want is sex,
Because not every man that wants to fuck you,
wants to screw you.
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Love the poem.