Just spend 1/2 an hour trying to get a decent picture with my camera phone.
Think you're attactive? Maybe getting a little high on yourself? Look no further! I have an experience that is *guar-an-teed* to make you look and feel like shit!
Contrary to what you think you see in the mirror, your hair is *always* wrong; your smile is an abomination of nature only an ogre's mother could love; and your eyes have no actual colour.
You also always look either like a religious fanatic or stoned - on those rare occasions your eyes are open.
Gadnammit
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I promise, I'll find something, somehow, someday. Today is not looking like that day
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Think you're attactive? Maybe getting a little high on yourself? Look no further! I have an experience that is *guar-an-teed* to make you look and feel like shit!
Contrary to what you think you see in the mirror, your hair is *always* wrong; your smile is an abomination of nature only an ogre's mother could love; and your eyes have no actual colour.
You also always look either like a religious fanatic or stoned - on those rare occasions your eyes are open.
Gadnammit
.
I promise, I'll find something, somehow, someday. Today is not looking like that day
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angelvanilla:
Just a reminder about the Christmas Vancouver Party on DEC.11 
angelvanilla:
Just reminding you about the Vancouver Christmas Party and wow, we have 70 people attending.
