11.5 hour shifts should be illegal. Especially when you have to be on your feet the whole time. ESPECIALLY when you are being regularly hit with cat urine, anal gland discharge, and copious ammounts of vomit. Seriously, I LOVE MY JOB.
In approximately 15 minutes I will be sleeping like this....
To all of my fans... GOODNIGHT! (or kiss my ass, whichever you prefer.)
In approximately 15 minutes I will be sleeping like this....
To all of my fans... GOODNIGHT! (or kiss my ass, whichever you prefer.)