Suddenly I remember why I haven't been to the beach in 6+ years... I'm the wrong color, it's awkward and I look 10 years older. Not to mention there's your typical "I couldn't reach that spot" sunburn on my back that sort of resembles the bat symbol, only way less awesome. Fuck the sun, fuck the beach, fuck sand in my vagina. Never again.
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markpainter:
Was it really all that bad now? I guess you could make friends with someone who owns a pool 
carnelian:
I need a day's break from it lol