Last night I realized exactly why it was that I married my now ex-husband.
We were talking about taking our daughter to the movies, and he mentioned that his ex-girlfriend had given him a bunch of movie passes. So we began talking about her, and what a loser/buttface she is. Finally I admitted to him that when she had moved some of her stuff into his place... I peed on her toothbrush.
Then he told me, he peed on her babydaddy's toothbrush!
AMAZING!
Seriously, what are the odds that we'd both pee on this ex-couple's toothbrushes?
We're a couple of sick individuals. I love it.
We were talking about taking our daughter to the movies, and he mentioned that his ex-girlfriend had given him a bunch of movie passes. So we began talking about her, and what a loser/buttface she is. Finally I admitted to him that when she had moved some of her stuff into his place... I peed on her toothbrush.
Then he told me, he peed on her babydaddy's toothbrush!
AMAZING!
Seriously, what are the odds that we'd both pee on this ex-couple's toothbrushes?
We're a couple of sick individuals. I love it.
you just made my day, which was much needed