My boyfriend and I have had a few discussions about facials. Yes, THAT kind of facial.
Although they're hot, immediately afterwards is pretty awkward and you have to find something to wipe yourself off with... it becomes unhot very quickly. So we've only done it once outside the shower.
However TODAY he left Firefox open when he went to work. Whoops, hellooooo youporn. What do I see? A facial scene. So at first I assume it was just a random selection... but being the nosy broad I am I clicked "back" a few times, and guess what was typed in the search box? "Face."
And all along he was acting like he wasn't a big fan.
I can't wait to surprise him.
Also, as a side note.... THIS
does not look like a chicken.
That is all.
Although they're hot, immediately afterwards is pretty awkward and you have to find something to wipe yourself off with... it becomes unhot very quickly. So we've only done it once outside the shower.
However TODAY he left Firefox open when he went to work. Whoops, hellooooo youporn. What do I see? A facial scene. So at first I assume it was just a random selection... but being the nosy broad I am I clicked "back" a few times, and guess what was typed in the search box? "Face."
And all along he was acting like he wasn't a big fan.
I can't wait to surprise him.

Also, as a side note.... THIS

does not look like a chicken.
That is all.
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nate8d:
Don't be scary and aggressive about it. You're taking his love juice, not a punch to the face.
nate8d:
You know that song Steve Burns wrote Mighty Little Man. Thats my personal theme song.