crystalcontempt

I want Amina & James back.

Dear World,

Pull it together.

Sincerely,
Crystal

P.S. - I want french fries.

Atlantic City/Philly/????

I'm soooooooo tired of approaching hopefuls with real potential, only to have them say stupid shit like, "I already have a pro set". Obviously it's garbage if you haven't gone pink.

All the sets that go live have a lot in common. They are all a similar style, similar editing, similar posing. If you can't figure out the formula, but I can... Maybe you should...
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Got my lab tests back today. My thyroid is 3.6 (supposed to be .5-2.5) which could explain why I have trouble losing weight. Also my cholesterol is 240 (supposed to be about 175 - my dad said his cholesterol was 240 when he was 35 and they put him on meds...)

So I will probably be starting a new round of meds that I will...
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Suddenly I remember why I haven't been to the beach in 6+ years... I'm the wrong color, it's awkward and I look 10 years older. Not to mention there's your typical "I couldn't reach that spot" sunburn on my back that sort of resembles the bat symbol, only way less awesome. Fuck the sun, fuck the beach, fuck sand in my vagina. Never again.

I can't help it... I know how bad most of the songs are. I get that 30-something white guys shouldn't be singing about "booty"... but goddamn it do I love Backstreet Boys.

Going to see Mr. Chris' first show as The Lemonade Rebellion. Boston people should come out!

Last night I used a banana as a chaser for rum. Harry Belafonte would be proud.

I just realized I have no testimonials. Sad day!

I wish I wasn't a huge fat guy so I could get nekked on the interwebs too.

Went camping, canoeing, hotel-ing and amusement park-ing. Wayyy out of money. Depressing and scary amounts of poor.

Was it worth it? Did I have fun? YEAH, but I would have much rather gone to Nashville, honestly. But I didn't have the cash. If/when I ever get the cash to go on a "real" vacation I want to go back to Vegas. Vegas is a hell...
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