I woke up with bloodshot eyes this morning. My working hypothesis is that I was abducted by hot chick aliens and we went to a party in Alpha Centauri. Then they wiped my memory before they dropped me off. #thetruthisoutthere
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weedfarmer:
I feel bad, and my eyes are bloodshot, and I can't fucking breath. My story is not that good, like yours. No aliens, or alien babies, or UFO weed. Im allergic to popular trees, fescue grass, mold and spring.
user1028241235:
Your night was very lively 😂😂