I still think it would be funny to be on The Bachelor. I'd want to do weird dates, like homing pigeon racing. Do a shot for shot remake of 80s music videos. Collect money for a charity, door to door, using those cardboard collection boxes that look like little milk containers. Get everyone dressed up, load into the limo and go to a greasy dive for burgers. Oh, and I'd break the 4th wall all the time. Too bad they'd never take me. I'm middle aged and out of shape. I think it would be a hoot.
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