I went to ACE Hardware to get a hair strainer for my bath tub. The employees there wear a red vest that says ACE Hardware and jeans. I am wearing khaki shorts, orange shirt and black photo vest. Someone came up and asked "can you help me find something?" I said "I don't work here." For some reason, the dude didn't know that I wasn't...
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When I got to work, I noticed our scrap hopper was very full. It had long pieces of metal sticking straight up like it's the Iron Throne. I asked the manager to have someone empty it. After a while the forklift shows up and the guy asks "is that it?" I said "nope. It's the other one."
While I was on break at 5pm, a co-worker said he heard it was supposed to rain but he hadn't seen any rain all day. I said "we still have 7 hours until midnight."
As I was leaving Kwik Trip, I started the car and Volbeat's song Seal The Deal started playing. Some young guy says "boomers don't listen to rock" and I replied "I ain't no boomer, kid. I'm Gen x." I cranked the stereo and left.
I've been working in a factory for years and I've noticed something. During the summer, the temperature in the plant will reach 100 degrees or more very easily (110 is quite common). As you can imagine, we get covered in sweat and grime. As a consequence, I'm not terribly interested in spending my weekends outdoors, sweating up a storm in the summer heat. I get...
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Stopped by BK drive-thru for dinner last night. I ordered a chicken sandwich, 8 piece nugget and diet coke (because I'm watching what I'm eating. ....lol ) They rang in a root beer because root beer and diet coke sound the same. I get that corrected and pull to the window. Then they tell me they only have 7 nuggets and ask if that is...
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I sweat my ass off all day at work (2nd shift). I get home and want to take a shower but I can't because the water heater is out again. It was out last weekend as well. Last weekend was no big deal. I could easily freshen up with some wet wipes. Not so much right now. I'm covered in grime. I may run to...
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I ended my college career on a high note. I got high honors in my last semester of school. That is a total of five times and once on the President's list. woot. Now to find a job doing all that shit I learned in school.
This is a WWII era Gato-class submarine.
I am running out of time and needed to get some mill programming done for school. Little did I know, the software I have at home is configured differently than at school, so my notes are useless. I spent an hour trying to get my software configured correctly, to no avail. All I can do now is program the lathe, but it we have to...
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