So, Im driving home from work, and being that it was warmer than normal I decided to crack the windows a bit. Huge mistake. Out of the coner of my eye I catch this guy making its way down my car door.
It took exactly .000003 seconds to pull over, place car in park, take off seatbelt and jump to the passenger seat.
I composed myself long enough to find various weapons. I knocked him out with a pencil at first- then went in for the kill with a pair of scissors. Just to make sure, I poked him with my sunglasses. He's still in my car. I feel bad for killing him- he seemed nice.
It took exactly .000003 seconds to pull over, place car in park, take off seatbelt and jump to the passenger seat.
I composed myself long enough to find various weapons. I knocked him out with a pencil at first- then went in for the kill with a pair of scissors. Just to make sure, I poked him with my sunglasses. He's still in my car. I feel bad for killing him- he seemed nice.
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I generally don't have arachniphobia but seeing that would certainly spook me a bit.