crunchmonkey

It's good to be human and have this much brain power. After all if we weren't so cerebral as a race, no one would have ever invented penicillin. We wouldnt have been to the moon. There'd be no such thing as mechanical pencils. The list goes on and on.

But then there's that one burning question that has been occupying my intellect for the past 3 days. I have literally thought about this question for HOURS in the back of my mind. And that question is, who decided it should be called

"The Sponge Bob Square Pants Movie"
instead of
"Sponge Bob Square Pants: The Movie"

What sort of research went into this? There must have been some. Is it the positioning of the words? The look of the capitolized letters? Perhaps someone figured out that the cattle in movie-land like movie names to begin with a T instead of an S?

And even more important. WHO ON EARTH can come up with a name for a movie that consists of FIVE NOUNS and a single article????? How is that even possible. I think it's a sign of the armageddon.

So many questions. I'm so glad that I'm not sitting in a forest chewing bamboo shoots.