A message from WAD:
HAPPY WORLD
ANIMAL DAY
Do Something Special Today for the Animals in your Life
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Where Will You Be?
As I have now turned to a proper and palindromic age, I wish to deflect this sometimes far too egocentric celebration towards all the silly little creatures meandering around with us.* So go blow a kiss at a squirrel, admire the inordinate trappings of a spider, be astonished by the indelible hunger of the mosquito, peek happily at those shy little birds that hop around, and salute that tapeworm before you flush.
*Except scabies. Fuck those shits.